Conversation starters you'll walk away from

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Chriza, Nov 22, 2015.

  1. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    "Have you accepted Jesus as your lord and..."

    "There's this hippie jam band..."

    "I'm having a theme birthday party. Everyone has to dress as..."
     
  2. ClintDagger

    ClintDagger The REAL Nature Boy - Exec VP Larry, Inc VIP

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    "Hey I have this new business idea and I'm looking for investors.."
     
  3. Neesie

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    I just got new school pics of my kids...
     
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  4. Stew Nod

    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    "I'm POTY....wanna talk about my sexcapades?"

    :jj:
     
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    RH Goatcabin Vice POTY VIP

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    It will just take a few minutes
     
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  6. Mr Sinister

    Mr Sinister Gold

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    "hi"

    "whats up man"

    "good morning"




    i basically dont talk to any one
     
  7. Stew Nod

    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Why no mod, no more?
     
  8. Neesie

    Neesie Princess Parliaments VIP

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    I wait til the break room is quiet to go in there to get coffee or water. :hhh:
     
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  9. Butt Trumpet

    Butt Trumpet Rimming aint easy.

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    'Do you care about ze planet?'


    'Dude you look vely pale..'
     
  10. Mr Sinister

    Mr Sinister Gold

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    These things happen in life
     
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  11. Neesie

    Neesie Princess Parliaments VIP

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    Anyone who actually wants to do that is pretty much an asswipe.

    Except @gilaet :gilaet:
     
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  12. Stew Nod

    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Oh...OK
     
  13. Chief

    Chief I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    They call him the UnMod.
     
  14. Neesie

    Neesie Princess Parliaments VIP

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    Exhibit A.
     
  15. Mr Sinister

    Mr Sinister Gold

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    i am no longer an asswipe :yes:
     
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    Neesie Princess Parliaments VIP

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    I never said that. :smile:
     
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  17. This Fucker

    This Fucker An Outsider looking in Gold

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    "Can you tell the difference between a pus bump and a wart?"

    "Mitchell's 16 year old daughter is really filling out in the right places there."
     
  18. Chief

    Chief I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    So I've been baking some cookies......
     
  19. Neesie

    Neesie Princess Parliaments VIP

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    Holy fuck :facepalm:
     
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    zhukov Time Traveler VIP

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    "wanna hook up on the Stern Forum later today?" :umunch:

    (I'll bet this actually happens)