Conversations with your mom.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Slippy, Aug 6, 2012.

  1. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    me: we unpacked all the bags, and still can't find the laundry detergent that I set out for you
    did you find it?


    her: nopee??


    me: where's joshie?


    her:havent seen him since you left


    me: sonova!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111


    her:
    probably making friends with the drug dealers in town
    lmfao he is right here


    me: he is a soft and gentle soul..............do NOT expose him to the drug dealers!


    her: too late
    next its strippers and prostitutes


    me: well then at least teach him how to measure quantities out properly, and be his pimp-guard

    her: hahaha of course
    ill teach him the ways
    Chat Conversation End

    Little turd. I gave her my son for the week, and she's messing with my mind already.
     
  2. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    HeinousMark Creepy-Ass Cracka VIP

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    Your mom sounds infinitely cooler than my mom ever was...
     
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    Mom: When is Slippy gonna blow you?

    Me: Probably never, she is all talk.
     
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    GHP New Member Banned User

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    MOM: Just heartbroken over our girl's overtime loss to the US today in soccer. 4-3
     
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    How greasy is your box?
     
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    i like Slippy. I just don't understand some times
     
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    I was thinking the same thing.

    (About your mom)
     
  10. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    first words my mom said to me yesterday when i saw her.

    "damn son, you're looking old"


    :owned:
     
  11. HeinousMark

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    You talkin' 'bout my mama?!?!??!?!

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    :c
     
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    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    I would have to pay my kids, out the ass, to spend more than a day with my Mother. Your Mom sounds fun, Slip.
     
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    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    Slippy's mom sounds like my aunt... she's cool as shit.

    My MOM, well... she doesn't ever seem to "get it". Nor does she appreciate crass humor.

    She has a PELONIS brand space heater and I put white-out over the "LON" in the middle of the logo and she scraped it off.
    She also expressed her disapproval when I was talking about how sometimes at work we put leftover food in the street and watch it get run over and splatter everywhere and crack up. My dad was laughing so hard. My mom was scowling at me in disgust.
     
  16. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    I gave him to my 21 year old daughter, who is assuredly cooler than I am.

    meh, it's not a real sport - when you can beat our girls at hockey come and talk to me then ;)
     
  17. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member

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    I talk to my Mom maybe twice a year.

    Today was her B-day.
     
  18. pheelios

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    Reminds me of my Mom.
     
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    Slippy, can I stay with your mom? :pray:
     
  20. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    I say again: I took him to stay with his 21 year older sister, not my mom.

    My mother is far more vulgar than that.