Convicted Walmart Shoplifter Bolts From Ohio Courtroom

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    Berea, OH - Seconds after a woman was sentenced for stealing from a Walmart, she took off running ..... that's her in the blue shirt at the start of the video

    She's now in even bigger trouble - but police don't know where she went.

    Berea Police said Stephanie Rybkoski was in court on Friday and had just been sentenced to 180 days in jail for a theft charge in Strongsville.After the sentencing, Rybkoski asked if she could use her cellphone to call home.

    Bailiff Mathew Bedford followed Rybkoski out into the hall and watched her make the phone call.

    While on the phone, Bedford said Rybkoski took off down the stairs, out the front doors and into the parking lot.

    Rybkoski jumped in her car, put it in reverse, cut the wheel and backed up over Bedford’s right leg, according to the police report.Bedford suffered minor injuries and refused treatment.

    Rybkoski is now wanted for escape, assault, and resisting arrest.
     
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    What exactly is the 90 year old security guard at the front door going to do? :Jj:
     
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    Dawg, do you ever just watch cartoons or sitcoms? Maybe sports or sumpthin?
     
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    I dont watch much TV, no.
     
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    180 days for Walmart theft?

    fuck that - good for her
     
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    If you only stayed plugged into the Internet you'd think this country was on the brink of disaster. Drink a lemonade on the porch swing and watch an episode of Seinfeld. Everything is ok.
     
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    And who will do my job of creating fake drama to fight over?
     
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    Admit it, shitty is a paid employee :jj:
     
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    She looks like a lesbian based on her clothes and hair doo
     
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    No, I have no control over shitty at all, as you can see.