Cooked Squid Inseminates Woman's Mouth

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  1. Gromit

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    [h=1]Cooked Squid Inseminates Woman’s Mouth[/h]

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    Jun 15, 2012 12:14pm
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    Here’s one not for the squeamish, from South Korea: A semi-cooked squid inseminated a woman’s mouth, according to a paper published in the Journal of Parasitology. After experiencing “severe pain in her oral cavity†when she bit into her seafood, the woman spat out her meal, but continued to feel a lingering “pricking†sensation.
    Doctors found that the 63-year-old woman had “small, white spindle-shaped bug-like organisms†lodged in the mucous membrane of her tongue, cheek and gums.
    Despite having been boiled, the dead squid’s live spermatophores, or sperm sacks, were alive and penetrated the woman’s mouth. The sacks, which contain ejaculatory devices, forcefully release sperm and a “cement†that attaches the sperm to a wall.
    Not to worry, calamari lovers. Most Western-world squid preparation removes the squid’s internal organs, leaving only its muscle for eaters to enjoy, according to Danna Staaf, who writes the blog Squid a Day, published on Science 2.0.
    Seafood, anyone?

    http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/health/2012/06/15/cooked-squid-inseminates-womans-mouth/




     
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    Another reason to not like seafood!
     
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    Turtle Man Hello Darling Gold

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    She should have swallowed
     
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    ...what a dick.
     
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    :c
     
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    Those are some rugged sperm sacks!
     
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    Turtle Man Hello Darling Gold

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    Ladies let this be a lesson
     
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    ...I wonder if the squid said "sauce on the side and I wont come in your mouth"? :rs:
     
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    did women get pregnant?
     
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    Many, many women....via osmosis.
     
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    ick
     
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    the squid must have not accepted the $20. :rs:
     
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    Its all fun n games until.....

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    The impregnator of all mouths!
     
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    Doesn't this happen all the time at Taco Bell?
     
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    If you eat their doritos loco squid jizz taco :cheer:
     
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    That's fucking vile. :puke:
     
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    barffff