Cookie Meeting Economics

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Estocada, May 23, 2012.

  1. Estocada

    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    Lisa G is limiting rhis to 22 people at $100 a pop, so $2,200 max

    I believe she said the room was $600, so max is now $1600

    The food/drinks/music.other bullshit has to be a least another $600

    She said she is donating some of the money to charity, so maybe $300

    So, she is doing all this for $700- $1000, unless it is sponsored

    And I think they said today only 11 tickets had been sold. You would have to think most of those would be to her friends and people like that, right?

    I'm sure she will sell all the tickets, but is it really worth it to her to do all this and subject herself to all this for $1000?

    Or is it just to focus some attention on herself?
     
  2. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    Holy word problem Batman...I thought I left this shit behind in college!?!?

    is the answer D) All of the Above ??????
     
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    College? Where did you go to college, Eritrea? :D
     
  4. Estocada

    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    Sorry, basically Lisa is whoring herself out for at most $1000.00, Can it be worth it for all the shit she is gonna take over it?
     
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    [video=youtube;Q5EvsDfNnhA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5EvsDfNnhA[/video]
     
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    $1000 per meet and sweet means that it will take 1000 meet and sweets to equal 1 Blowjob for Richard. BJ FTW!
     
  9. chapped

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    If i lived in NY I would do it just to so that I can wear my limited edition Sam Stone DNA on Ashley Stern T-Shirt to the party
     
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    Seeing Lisa G. alone in a hotel room with High Pitch Eric...priceless
     
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    if she paid me the $100 i still wouldnt go
     
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    The amount of time adding up these shitty economics for a shitty event....is odd
     
  13. Estocada

    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    I wonder if we could get a tranny to go and ask a lot of 'so Lisa, can you deep throat all the way to the scrotum' type questions.
     
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    :dontknow: For a radio show with millions of listeners, it just seems so chump-shange-ish.
     
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    Millions is being a bit too generous
     
  16. yippeekyaa

    yippeekyaa Moved forward. VIP

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    At least she didn't start a charitable foundation and con all her wine drinking friends to contribute and then ask them to pay to show up for events. :GL:
     
  17. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    She's desperate to create a "brand" like real celebrities these days seem to do. She may also be lonely and wanting a chance to enjoy some of her "fame", since she probably never does otherwise. (not recognized, never leaves home much anyway, etc).

    The charity donation part of it is BS to get people to pony up w/o hesitation. A small donation gets made, she gets the tax deduction on that even (not you, since you obtained goods/services for your money) and everybody's happy. Everything out there today is sold using "charity".

    Around here a plumber actually painted all their trucks pink in order to be able to say "a portion goes to charity". Yes, out of that $1500 bill they may toss $5 towards Susan B. Komen. That's after the organization gets paid their cut for licensing the use of their name in marketing.

    People suck.



     
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  19. Estocada

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    I think you nailed it. They all I think know this is it. Stern is fading from radio and they need to be doing something. The pay and employment opportunities for a aging Z lister are 0.0.
     
  20. Rufus

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    I'd donate money to send Debbie the Pet Lady there