Cooking with Chriza!!!â„¢ - Chriza goes Italian

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Hey fags. So I actually prepared this meal last night but I had a broad over and she would have been weirded out if I scurried off to the computer to make a thread. She was already like WTF when I was taking pictures of it.

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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I FUCKING LOVE PAPA MURPHY'S :woot:


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    banksy Eat Ritz

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    PAPA MURPHY'S is the shiznit
     
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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    I fucking love your "cooking" threads :rofl:
     
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    I was thinking you were going to the Olive Garden
     
  8. Mark Mayonnaise

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    First you preheat your oven to 425 faherneheit...farehnheit...the American one. The red light means it's preheating. DO NOT MICROWAVE. Take some fucking pride, people.


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    what a bummer they make you think of Parkinsons when you just want a pizza
    now all you can think of is old marty mcfly shaking like a dildo
     
  10. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Here's the pizza without all the Jew propaganda all over it


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    self clean oven :lol:
     
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    how old is that oven?
     
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    :belch:
     
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    Speaking of Jews, the main reason I went there last night is I was getting my hair cut earlier and they had the radio on and during a commercial I hear FIVE DOLLAR FRIDAYS AT PAPA MURPHY'S and I was all like FINALLY MY DAY HAS COME and then they're like BUT ONLY ON FRIDAYS IN AUGUST and I'm all like WOOT...WAIT WHAT THE FUCK

    So really it was fate
     
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    Your stove is hideous and ancient. I can't imagine what your apartment looks like. Did mom like the pizza? ;)
     
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    I dunno what the fuck that means. It's never cleaned itself. :cmon:
     
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    Do you think I picked the fucker out? It only gets used like twice a year WGAF
     
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    Your cooking threads are the best.
     
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    After a while the light goes out! That means you're ready to get down to some cooking!!! :cheer:


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    You think his mom gave him some after the home cooked dinner?