Cooking With Chriza Yet Again But I Got a Bitch Helping Me This Time!

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I thought I'd make my awesome BBQ chicken yet again so here's another pic thread for you faggots

    Here's my Crock Pot and shit



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    you starting that shit now or are you waiting till morning
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

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    So here is where she really helped me. I don't know how to cut an onion so she hooked a nigga up. And yes I know there's plates in my sink and yes I know there's a Coors Light can over there. I'm a bachelor. I gives no fuck.



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  4. Mark Mayonnaise

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    And yes I know there's a hot dog container from 7-11. What about it. I fucking love hot dogs.
     
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    Buns of Meal: Delectable Collectibles

    Hot dog buns signed by the late Macho Man Randy Savage and the dearly departed Gorilla Monsoon, first-class wrestlers both.
     
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    did she reach around you to show you how to cut that onion up
     
  7. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I started it at 11. It'll be done by the time I wake up.

    I will wake up to a house smelling like delicious shit and I will pull open the Crock Pot and cum in it.
     
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    eat that shit up and blow off work
     
  9. Mark Mayonnaise

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    So here's the raw ass chicken just chillin there because it aint got a job

    I didn't take a picture of this but I seasoned the motherfuck out it



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    show every step. I'm going to try this recipe myself and surprise the wife
     
  11. Mark Mayonnaise

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    So for some fuck reason (I've been drinking vodka) I took a pic of my spice rack, as it were. Second from the right is my Ghost Pepper Hot Sauce. I poured a metric cuntload into the Crock Pot.


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  12. Mark Mayonnaise

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    This nigga gon be hot as fuck

    And I'll eat it anyway

    Cuz why not
     
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    What did you pay for your boneless- skinless?
    You don't cut all that fat off? No wonder your a fat lard Tina!
     
  14. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I should also mention I poured some of the Cajun Red Eye on the chicken

    My date was like JUST SPRINKLE A LITTLE

    I was like CUNT PLEASE and I opened the other end and dumped the fucker all over the shit

    God I love cooking
     
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    could you post your bitch ?
     
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    "Baby, c'mon over. I dunno how to cut an onion."

    That line actually worked, eh? Skillz, playa.
     
  17. flailingfish

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    go ahead, we won't show anyone
     
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    Spice rack???? :cwl:
     
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    :hilarious:
     
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    is she reading this shit. tell her to write something