WTF Cooking With Mark Mayonnaise!!! The Neesie Edition!!!

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Any time I try and cook chicken in a crock pot it comes out dry.
     
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    Noob
     
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    Have you ever tried pork chops marsala? Killer. Must be fried with bread crumbs though....
     
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    There's no way you can screw up chicken thighs. Or can you:GL:
     
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    Gimme a recipe N word face
     
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    Picking up supplies


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    And patience faggot

    My threads are a journey not a destination
     
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    i prefer turkey
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    It's kind of late in the day to get a crock-pot meal going.:cmon:
     
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    eeeww, why would you bread anything with Marsala?
     
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    I wanted the one on the right but Neesie said it had too much oil


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    Neesie and Mark are a couple now.
     
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    You know how easy it is to peel your own fresh garlic?
     
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    drain them, pat them with paper towel, those would have added a ton of delicious flavor
     
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    Yes and that's why I bought those
     
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    ^This...I don't get it. Even if it's sitting in juices all day it's still dry as Teeney's vag hole.
     
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