WTF Cooking With Mark Mayonnaise!!!

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

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    There's a party in my pants, and it is MUY CALIENTE!!!! :loco:


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    I could grab you by the fucking legs and twist your disgusting body before towel whipping you into a fucking wall.
     
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    My asshole has dialated 9cm since clicking on this thread.
     
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    I love to cook with you Chris............... in the nude
     
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    How was the beach


    Did you swim with your shirt on cause u fat an gey
     
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    :hersh:
     
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    Wtf

    You thought I went to the beach on a Tuesday night? :wtf:
     
  8. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Here come dat Mark Mayonnaise! :cheer2:
     
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    I thought it was Monday :spit:
     
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    Just stop here it looks good any further and im sure you ruined it
     
  14. baltimore mike

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    we could rub that all over our cocks
     
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    Is that creme corn
     
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    Nah it was good I cooked while watching Frasier
     
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    I've had food poisoning or something the past 2 days :nocheer:
     
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    No you titbiscuit it's cream cheese and a Mexican 4 cheese blend
     
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    Dude what if you die

    You can't die


    I'd be bored
     
  20. baltimore mike

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    You guys jacking?
     
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