Cool Jacket That Turns into Pillow w/eye patches gets $9 mil in Kickstarter deal

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  1. ElegantElliotRight!

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    Those include a neck pillow that inflates in two seconds, an insulated cupholder pocket and gloves concealed in each sleeve
     
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    Howard approves of this lovely outfit.
     
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    I think this jacket is for those people to stupid to realize you can put anything in a pocket, as long as it fits.
     
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    Beta boys, rejoice!


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  7. DiamondGoddess

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    It's for those who have big plastic buckets of disaster food in their garages.
     
  8. ElegantElliotRight!

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    It's good for sneaking in beers to a football game or snacks into a movie so you don't spend $4.50 on a bag of M&M's.
     
  9. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    You're gonna pay $120 for a $25 hoodie so you don't have to remember your $9 neck pillows?
     
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    It has a swing-out strap-on that unfurls from above the crotch.
     
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    Yes sleep on the subway with an eye mask that seems smart....Enjoy your handfuls of homeless guy cock ladies
     
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    I would take that money and give it to poor Americans.
     
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    BY the time you read this the Chinese will have knocked it off and sent 1 million to a WalMart near you.

    Fashion investments are for suckers
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    One advantage of being married is access to a wife's huge purse. Once you get the rack of ribs and six pack in the theater, you're home free.
     
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    Bro, despite what these people are saying, Howard invented this shit. Just ask him.
     
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    This just seems fishy. They raised $9 million in five hours? For a jacket with extra pockets?

    Had to be one giant investor. Not enough wealthy nerds in the world to fund that in that short of time.
     
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    I fly a lot. This looks like something I could use
     
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    Essentially this hit some hidden Pavlovian need to become


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    Inspector Gadget


    Fuck the Internet

    GO GO GADGET NECKPILLOW
     
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    This is bullshit, that fucking guy stole my idea, I've been telling my wife for YEARS to sew on a couple of extra pockets onto my hoodies. I hate carrying wallets and keys and whatnot in my pants pockets, I prefer to jam everything into pockets of hoodies when I go out... that motherfucker....
     
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    I was going to agree with you about your wife and then I saw you said purse ... My bad