Entertainment Cool Stories About Your Mom

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    When I was around six my older sisters convinced me that I was adopted. Told me my real parents died in a plane crash My Mom sees me pouting, asks me what's wrong.I tell her what my sister's said, and she tells me it's not true. But she has a secret. She tells me Elvis Presley is my cousin. She starts dippity-doing my hair like Elvis, my Dad plays along starts calling me little Elvis. Lasted about a month, finally wised up.
     
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    I blocked my plate with my arm when my mom was trying to take a piece of cake. She stabbed me in the forearm hard enough to draw blood. I never blocked my plate again after that.
     
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    Did you kick her in the cunt after that ?
     
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    My mom smashed a plate over her head, sat on the kitchen floor, started cutting her face, and told me and my brother she was doing that so she won't hurt us
     
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    My mom used to fall down all the time, lol

    She was a drunk.

    I loved her.
     
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    I've got a cool story about your Mom.
     
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    Sadly, she was murdered after Order 66 was given.
     
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    When Neil Armstrong walked on the moon we were on vacation on a farm in upstate NY with no TV. All the parents made plans to go "into town" at a the only bar around to watch it. No kids allowed. There were no babysitters, all the kids were told to behave and go to bed at a reasonable time. I was 10 years old and dying to see it. I had the bright idea that I'd hide in the car trunk and when they got to the bar they'd have to take me in. 10 minutes before they left I popped open the trunk and climbed in. I started to lower the trunk hood and thought "This may not be a good idea" so I chickened out, thankfully. My sister and I were one of the hundred or so people in the entire civilized world who missed it. When we got home that's all my friends talked about it. I was beyond jealous. I didn't even see a clip on TV until months later. My mom always said afterwards that was her one big regret.

    In 1968 Hey Jude was the record of the year. I had to have that single. One day I came home from school and there's the single on my bed. Mom not only let me have "that hippie music" but she bought it for me too. I was beyond ecstatic!
     
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    Heh. Beat me to it.



    The response and his mom.
     
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    I was in kindergarten and my mom was teaching me how to write my name. My letters were backwards and she started yelling at me and pulling my hair. I remember the mucous strings across her teeth as she yelled.

    I learnt how to spell it. When it was my brother's turn to learn she was calm and patient. He spelled his name with backward letters for years
     
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    My mom never berated me about my weight. I will give her that. Clothes shopping every September was a nightmare and not one negative comment from her.
     
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    You motherfucker. :mad:
     
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    You too !!! :mad:
     
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    I'm the youngest of 9 children, after I started kindergarten my mother went back to school. She became a nurse and retired from the only hospital she ever worked at 25 years later.

    Great job ma! :up:
     
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    Mom used to make me put away the laundry when it was done. I used wire hangers once. Mom was not happy.
     
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    My mom covered me for a DUI/ leaving the scene for me when I was like 22, she convinced the cop she put the car in a ditch reaching for a cigarette and she had to leave the scene to call for a tow truck. When the cop left and she told me if that that ever happened again she would call the cops herself. 1 week later I joined the Navy. I need to thank her for that again.
     
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    Unless you were financially independent, it was solid financial decision from her standpoint.
     
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    She once did a trick for all my friends in grade school involving some ping-pong balls...
    :c
     
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    All you guys need to know is she's a GD saint.
     
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    :oops:
     
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