cool story bro

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by digitalbullet, Nov 14, 2013.

  1. digitalbullet

    digitalbullet Well-Known Member

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    two nights ago i was sitting on the bench in front of the dollar store and a car pulled up in front of me. some kid got out and came up on the sidewalk and started looking around. he picked up two cigarette butts off the ground for him and his buddy and then got back in the car and they took off :coffee:
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Holy fuck who cares
     
  3. wetback

    wetback #1 Asshole VIP

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    Can you use a real bullet and shoot yourself?
     
  4. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Who the fuck hangs out in front of the dollar store :jj:
     
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    geo Well-Known Member

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    he was on his lunch break
     
  6. digitalbullet

    digitalbullet Well-Known Member

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    uhh this guy over here looking to score some 1 dollar energy drinks that's who
     
  7. digitalbullet

    digitalbullet Well-Known Member

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    it's cool how you come into this thread and SERVE NOTICE but your sig is this cute little gif of a water skiing smiley. very cool indeed
     
  8. Orgy Pants

    Orgy Pants teklife

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    lol

    this deserves a rep
     
  9. Popeye Saavedra

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    This thread fucking sucks. Thanks for wasting my time you cunt.
     
  10. digitalbullet

    digitalbullet Well-Known Member

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    Another cool story is that I bought 3 pounds of 73\27 ground beef today. I didn't even think that was fda approved
     
  11. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    Mario is back! :yay:
     
  12. digitalbullet

    digitalbullet Well-Known Member

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    :dontknow:
     
  13. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    Digitalbullet is probably my best friend on the Internet right now
     
  14. Stew Nod

    Stew Nod Hello VIP

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    I think I have a youtube of a black chick outside Costco yelling on the phone at her cheating BF....
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    Post it...this thread is going to the top
     
  16. Stew Nod

    Stew Nod Hello VIP

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    LOL, found it! Notice my 'stealth' pretending to say hello on the phone move!

    [video=youtube;T1SekHfHIpI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1SekHfHIpI[/video]
     
  17. Stew Nod

    Stew Nod Hello VIP

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    I used to be like the Jane Goodall of NJ supermarkets :rofl:

    [video=youtube;TtSvujgRoEs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtSvujgRoEs[/video]
     
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    cool youtube clip bro
     
  19. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    Bobbydigital should see those youtubes

    Nice
     
  20. digitalbullet

    digitalbullet Well-Known Member

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    thread of the year right here folks