cop slipped motorist his dick instead of traffic tickets

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  1. skylarbrie

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    That's hot!

    ....the sound of a zipper. ... {Sigh!}
     
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    Total fag. ....
     
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    Okay, he was showing it to males so slightly weird
     
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    Links and no content. :facepalm:
     
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    "Ronnie, shpeed pasht that cop parked there. And that one. And that one. And that one. And that one. And that one. And that one. And that one. Finally a bite. What sheems to be the problem offisher? Is there shumthing you'd like to show me?"
     
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    Guess he wants them to take care of the kid.
     
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    :artiejj:
     
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    Howard: Good morning. We got a big show today. Lots going on.
    Robin: Howard, did you hear about the police officer pulling people over then showing his penis?
    Dead air. Silence.
    Robin: Howard? Howard? Howard. can you hear me?
    Gary: Hey Robin. it's Gary. Today's show is cancelled. Howard needed to go for a drive.
     
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    Ticket or dick it
     
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    closeted gay dudes are the strangest fucking people
     
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    moral of the story: try to avoid cops...they have a license to kill
     
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    Just yes sir them and no sir them, Remember you might win while in the car, but at the station house you will lose.:lemmy: I got my eye on you.
     
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    Where do I sign?
     
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    Howard's fantasy on film.