There's a lot of annoying, stressful shit out there in the world. Things in your daily life that are just generally irritating, and you can't really get away from them. Shit like long traffic lights, asshole drivers, customer service centers, and Adele. I hate that fat bitch Adele, and yet I cannot get away from her shitty music or hearing or reading about that fat ginger bitch on a daily basis. Its everywhere. To cope with this plauge I have resorted to changing the lyrics to her songs to revolve around food. Rolling in the deep? No, rolling in the feast, you fat miserable firecrotch. Rumor has it? No no, "this food's fantastic." Someone like you? Someone likes foooooooood. I find it quite hilarious, and in the annoying brief moment when I skip across one of her horrible songs on the radio, rather than suffer an uncontrollable urge to shove my fist through the radio, I get a brief chuckle instead. I highly recommend this strategy to anyone else that is highly irritated by the fat Irish ginger cunt cancer that is Adele. Thank you.