Cops arrest naked woman drugged out of her mind

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Drugs....ain't they great?

     
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    • Nude woman says she was taking acid
    • She's seen on cam running around a parking lot


    CNN affiliate KFSM reports that, according to a police report, authorities received a call July 1 saying a "naked female" was intoxicated on drugs and "tripping." Fayetteville, Arkansas, police caught Melissa Valencia running around nude in a parking lot.

    When police arrived at the scene, they say they heard a loud scream and saw Valencia running. She was taken to the Washington Regional Medical Center. The police report says that once she returned to normal, she admitted to taking acid at her boyfriend's house. She's facing charges of public intoxication, disorderly conduct and refusal to submit to arrest. Valencia's arraignment is set for August 1.
     
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    Guaranteed that's some poor kids mother.
     
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    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

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    If she were black, she would have been shot and dead.
     
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    :bigthink Need @chuk on this, but I am leaning towards Not Guilty.
     
  6. Beths Arab

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    My buddy did acid and shit his pants while he was in line at a 7/11getting smokes. He didn't know until he got back in the car with us and we smelled it. I remember tripping big time listening toThin Lizzy full blast and hanging out the widows so we could breathe while we took him home .
     
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    I thought PCP was the one that made you want to walk down the street naked ?
     
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    And then white people would have banded together and robbed and looted all the nearby businesses while cops stood there and watched. Don't people know that drug abusers are victims of society and that the crimes they commit should be excused.
     
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  11. wife is a whore

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    That is why I never dose with first timers.
     
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    Is it still a strip search when your all ready naked?
     
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    What has always freaked me out about acid enough not to try it - and hallucinogens in general - is the idea that there's no off switch. Not to mention it gets into your spine until years later when it decides to reward you with flashbacks.

    If there is a hell, it is being imprisoned within your own mind.

    No Sir. If I'm gonna die for a word, that word isn't LSD. That word is poontang.
     
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    I dosed 1 or 2 dozen times, mostly 15-20 years ago, couple times since. Never had a flashback.

    Try eating a pot brownie. If you skitz, don't try acid. If you make it through, try shrooms, in tea form. If that goes well, then take a hit.

    If the shit is stuck in my spine, can I stand on my head and trip again? Can I pump the spinal fluid out of friends I know who took 100s of doses, cook it down and get decent product?
     
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    you just got to make sure you're in a good mental space before tripping. if you're stressed out about something or going through any personal problems you're probably going to have a bad trip. hallucinogens aren't exactly drugs you do to unwind after a stressful day. I had one experience in high school that scared the fuck out of me........I had plans to take acid on a Friday night but directly after school my mom told me that my grandmother had cancer. I was sad to hear it but I was also a dumb teenager so I still went out that night and dropped a few hits with my friends. we were sitting in the park and I was having a good time until I just started thinking about being a kid and camping trips with my grandparents and all that kind of stuff. a huge storm blew in (I remember watching the dark storm clouds move in looked VERY cool) but once the actual rain started I was in bad shape. I took off from all my friends and ended up just wandering around the suburbs all night during one of the most intense rain storms I've ever seen. the rain was flowing through all the street gutters and I was hearing voices in rushing waters and started responding to them and would have to try to calm down and remind myself that I was just really high. it felt like what I image full blown schizophrenia to be. so I eventually get back to my parents about 4 in the morning and I was soaking wet and just covered in mud and when I looked in the mirror I didn't even recognize myself. scared the hell out of me. I looked insane.

    not a great night, but oh well.
     
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    What the fuck :pigout:
     
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    did you think there was a black dude in your house?
     
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    no, i thought i was Bigfoot

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    I wonder if any of those cops popped a tent while handling this young cutie.
     
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