WTF Cops (don't?) help uptight man with stick up his ass

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  1. TheLACritic

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    Looks like these Long Beach, California police officer are NOT willing to help a poor young man, get the stick out if his ass. You wonder if they even know he's there? image.jpeg image.jpeg image.jpeg
     
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    WTF?!?! :confused: He literally has a stick up his ass! :jj:
     
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    I count 11 officers. You know that got out over the radio PDQ and everyone wanted a look.
     
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    Better than a sharp stick in the eye :grad:
     
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    I'm assuming they're worried they could do more damage by just yanking it out.
    Why the FUCK does he have a stick up his ass???
     
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    No idea, but apparently it's a conversation starter.
     
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    Wow, Ving just fell apart after being kicked out.
     
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    And a funny one at that. They're all laughing
     
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    I hate it when I get a stick shoved up my ass. Ruins my whole day.
     
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    guy walks like hes got a stick up his ass
     
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    Its not the cops dont wanna help but there union guys there on break
     
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    I google "Long Beach stick in ass" in an attempt to find out some background on this story. No dice. But I did learn about The Crest, a SoCal gay bar. They apparently have a very good hot dog on a stick.

    http://www.yelp.com/biz/the-crest-long-beach

    There was also a Craigslist ad for "Versatile Top Needs Hairy Ass Fucked".

    And a backpage.com ad for transsexual escorts.

    Long Beach is a weird place, man.
     
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    Just snap it off and paint over... problem solved. :coffee: