CCTV Cops Handing Out Unusual Citations

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  1. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    That's a very nice public relations campaign.

    I hope no cops are murdered while conducting it.
     
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  4. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Don't stop me for dumb bullshit. I have things to do and can buy my own ice cream. :fil:
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    I was about to say, they walk up with ice cream in their hands and get blasted, that's going to be bad PR.
     
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    Gunt I don't have time to teach you to speak hobo. Gold

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    This is annoying.
     
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    Do they stop white people also??
     
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    While I appreciate the sentiment, this might not end well.
     
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    Undoubtedly those cones were laced with sickle cell
     
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    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    I thought we had a deal, pigs?

    I let you play stickball on the heads of uncooperative nogs and you leave my white ass alone.

    Now shove that cone up your ass and hide behind those bushes that I don't drive past so you can meet your faggot quota.
     
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    Tickle Shits very angry indeed Gold

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    My daughter got a citation the other week for wearing her helmet.. It was a citation for a free pizza. :yes:
     
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    I have a feeling that this is going to go right up there with the Scaffold Match in the "Pantheon of Bad Ideas".