??? Corn on the Cob Question???

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  1. J Hi

    J Hi Grape Slushie VIP Gold

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    Who opens the corns at the market & inspects them before purchasing? I find it quite annoying, just grab a few & be done with it....they're all about the same & cost .10 - .30 cents....drives me nuts....:biting:
     
  2. nserafini

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    you have low standards
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I love young pussy
     
  4. Capn Crud

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    I have to say I am in complete agreement. I went through this on Sunday and couldn't get to the corn bin because a bunch of fat ladies were checking the cobs
     
  5. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    Why open them? To see if they're rotten?
     
  6. gwartney

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    I am an opener. Have you ever seen a corn worm? It's cheap but why pay for something if you throw it away? Also, they sell corn that is either way too mature or way too immature. Aint nobody got time for that. I have never had to wait nor caused a line at the corn bin.
     
  7. gwartney

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    Eat one of these non-inspected cobs, bitches.

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  8. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    If I saw a corn worm I'd end up squealing like a piglet and throwing the corn cobb halfway across the market.
     
  9. Billy Brown

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  10. VAsiCkBoy

    VAsiCkBoy Well-Known Member

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    I do it the easy way.

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    or bird's eye is almost as good
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  11. J Hi

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    exactly, Capn.....waiting & waiting in line for nothing....and some of these sonsofbitches will pull the silks out & throw them on the rest of the corns??? get the fuck outtahere.....
     
  12. Gomez

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    I thought this was about cornholing
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  13. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    Corn cob toss!
     
  14. MatthewT

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    ain't nobody got time for that!
     
  15. gwartney

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    I also open the blueberry or raspberry package and give a couple of little squeezes to make sure the berries are firm. I suppose you have to wait in line behind people for that too.
     
  16. Capn Crud

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    I open the eggs to make sure none are broken. That's it.
     
  17. gwartney

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    Yeah, I hate those fuckers that completely peel and clean the whole cob while they area standing there. I just pull it open a little to make sure it is good to go.
     
  18. J Hi

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    ok, yes this would be a nightmare, but come on....how many times has this happened to you, just grab a few & move on...:eek:
     
  19. J Hi

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    right on brother....
     
  20. Lemmy

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    Market? I stop at the stand down the street and get em right off the stalk. :toptip: