Cost of Beth's maintenance per week

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  1. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    Nails $80
    Hair $300
    Personal Trainer $250
    Botox $1000
    Purses $12,000
    Outfits $15,000
    Herpes meds $100

    Did I miss anything?
     
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    Horse shoes? :dontknow:
     
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    Hay?
     
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    Forgot her prescription pills that make her numb and dead to the world. She can't live without those.
     
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    I'm kinda thinking she doesn't need pills, she already is....
     
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    A rare breed indeed.
     
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    :nono: Allegedly
     
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    Lasix
     
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    Need to add on the Cost of Howard's Brainwashing Pussification Shrink visits
     
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    Mom Caves production budget.
     
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    Posh Pets Production Budget
     
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    harlock ancora imparo Gold

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    How much does this Nacho guy eat anyways?
     
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    I reckon the hair alone is around the $1000 mark. Those uptown colorists charge plenty & she very rarely has roots showing. Not only that -- she never washes it herself!
     
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    She's gotta spend $200 a week easily on toothpaste .
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    Her felonious father ( the dental hygienist ) gets it
    wholesale 4 her :hhh:
     
  17. Dlist

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    And waxing the muff..Howard likes it clean, like a 12 yr ode
     
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    Keeping all the people around you from blabbing to TMZ.........priceless