Costco Sample Lady goes ape shit, Cops shoot her dead

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Ever wonder how the old ladies at Costco put up with all the fucking anoying people bitching at them to hurry up with the free Pizza Pocket samples?

    and how fucking annoying it must be to see the fatties take 9 of the 10 samples only to have to deal with the 20 other people that have already been waiting for 15 mins?


    Well apparently one Costco Sample lady had enough, went ape shit waving a knife around and ended up getting killed...





    disclaimer this is NOT the lady that was killed

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    Hopefully this is the start of a trend and more Costco aisles will be littered with the bodies of those annoying sample ladies.
     
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    Are you sure? :right:
     
  4. FlaFlaFlunkie

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    Once the police are finished with the Costcos, could you please direct them to the perfume and make-up counters at Macy's?

    TIA.
     
  5. Beth Eats Hay

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    The two pigs couldn't subdue a woman, so they shot her? What type of self defense do they teach Virginian swine - kata? What cowardly pussies........
     
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    This country is fucking insane. Cops shooting unarmed women? WTF. Hope these pigs rot in jail.

    Speaking of Costco, that's the best fucking store ever. I buy almost everything there.
     
  7. FlaFlaFlunkie

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    Doesn't the story say she was wielding a knife?
     
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    fucking pigs.


    you became a fucking cop, not an executioner.
     
  9. BrulesRules

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    This is a big story by me since I live fairly close to that Costco. Lots of people wondering why the cops couldn't get this lady under control and why did it have to be a lethal shot? Lots of unanswered questions and angry people.
     
  10. Bye You!

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    yes it did.
     
  11. Beth Eats Hay

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    It did. But two adult men should be able to disarm a woman without resorting to shooting her dead.
     
  12. NotMyBro

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    One of those little sample cutting knives? Why wasn't she tazed?
     
  13. FlaFlaFlunkie

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    Hey. Have you ever seen a crazy person in action?

    I don't mean a Michael-Douglas-Falling-Down-type-of-crazy. I mean gen-u-ine craaaazy? And with a knife?

    Yeah. Uh, no. Stun gun, dart gun, real gun. In that order.
     
  14. chapped

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    FlaFla.... I am confident that you could take out an Asian lady with bone cutting scissors..

    It cost us millions to send these assholes to the Police academy and millions more on the pepper spray they carry..

    come on... you don't mean to tell me that couldn't pepper spray her or throw a Hebrew National hot dog at her to slow her down??


    MMMMM Hebrew National Hot Dog...

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    what was i talking about?
     
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    Yeah and it didn't work. Do you know what kind of hopped-up crazy you have to be in order for that to do nothing?
     
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    Or a quick blast of pepper spray and it would have been over.
     
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    crazy people have insane strength. Kevlar is not knife-proof.

    However, the next step would be to isolate and contain. if that wasn't possible, then they probably had the green light to shoot.
     
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    She had a scissors, too.
     
  19. chapped

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    havent these cops heard of tazers or pepper spray. I hope her family consults a good lawyer.