Costco Story (re: boxer)

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  1. Jim J Jiblets

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    So I went to Costco to get a sweet deal on a new vacuum and about 20 other items (batteries, printer paper, beer, etc.). Two guys on the register. One guy scans, the other guy refills my cart.

    He puts 20 items into my cart. No boxes.

    Thanks, bud. :hat:
     
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    I like your medals. May I have one?
     
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    I hate that. You have to make like 10 trips taking things from your car to the house.
     
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    I find a box as I'm shopping and put it in the cart. There's not always boxes when you checkout.
     
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    I guess they trying to tell you to use the canvas bags? :dontknow: Either that, or get your wife to bring in the groceries.
     
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    Costco is a Pig Barn for Pig People. The lowest of the low. It makes Walmart look like Neiman Marcus.
     
  7. Jim J Jiblets

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    Everytime I stopped, a stray orange would roll toward my seat.

    Thanks again, bud. :hat:
     
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    Slop the Hogs.
     
  10. Jim J Jiblets

    Jim J Jiblets #Hillary'sTongue

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    You'd need a canvas bag the size of Nebraska for that place :pissed:
     
  11. Jim J Jiblets

    Jim J Jiblets #Hillary'sTongue

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    The guy had his back to the bin where all the boxes were located :jj:
     
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    At least I got chicken. And a sweet Oreck.
     
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    Just take the basket home with you next time. :D
     
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    You need to learn how to be bossier. I yell at them if they try that with me. "Put it in a box or come home with me to unload, dillhole".

    They can't spit on your food there. I'm safe. Though I DO end up with some bruised fruits and dented cans.
     
  15. Jim J Jiblets

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    I did, Slippy. I said, smiling, "Not even a box? Whatever, brother!"

    He replied with, "hold on, I'll grab one for you..."

    I looked down, figured it wasn't worth it, and left. I could have waited but the guy was new, I think. Not worth the time.

    Top secret info: he worked in a gangsta pose.
     
  16. Jim J Jiblets

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    This chick was passing out sake. Got fucking wasted with her and touched her boob.

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    You sound like a MUCH nicer person than I am. Kudos for that. :wub:
     
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    :spit: 'Twas all worth it then!
     
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    God I wanna eat your asshole
     
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