Could Beth qualify as a wackpacker?

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  1. h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0

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    I remember when a listener developed a system to see what qualified as a wackpacker. Does anyone remember the list?

    I recall:

    Are you a regular caller to the HSS?
    Do you have a funny appearance/looks?
    Do you have a funny voice?
    Do you have a low IQ?
    Did Howard give you a "name"?

    In these examples, Beff qualifies for all but the last one.


    EDIT: Here is the criteria...
    Are you or have you been a regular caller to the HSS?
    Have you been an in-person guest on the HSS?
    Are you regularly employed or unemployable?
    Are you mentally retarded or handicapped?
    Is you speaking voice considered to be funny?
    Is your phisical appearance considered to be funny/disturbing?
    Has Howard created a name for you?
    Are your viewpoints considered to be funny/disturbing?
    Are you medication?
    Are you regularly recognized by Stern fans in public?
    Do you deny being in the wackpack?
    Have you shit yourself as an adult?
    Will you die before the age of 55?
     
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  2. FishySausage

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    you're reaching, councilor. But I'll allow it... [​IMG]
     
  3. h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0

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    :hat:
     
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    Considering how she is on twitter right now wishing happy mothers day to pet owners....



    Yeah, id say she qualifies as being WACK!
     
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    The Beautiful Beth 0
     
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    I'm pretty sure one of the qualifications was being on welfare, not earning your own money and mooching off society.

    and Beth is clearly an "earner" :rolleyes:
     
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    She doesn't depend on SSI which is what most wackpackers depend on. However she doesn't work so she could qualify thru that route
     
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    Very interesting. Very interesting indeed.

    :bigthink
     
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    she could be named "Gold Digger"
     
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    Is she bright enough to qualify :dontknow:
     
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    her and High Pitch have a lot in common. they're both covered in bum spit and smell like fish.
     
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    Beth.....spell red....
     
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    She's not a mong though is she? she is clearly intelligent enough to wrap howard round her finger . Plus while she strikes me as vapid and annoying I'd still give her one. Looks wise, sorry to admit it,but many guys would. I think all the retardation is a bit of an act as well , she thinks she is behaving like ickle girl lost and is ever so cute, she is a bit old for that bullshit now. She would never need to claim disability when the oldest profession known to man is available to her.
     
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    i dont think so: has Beff ever given Bubba or a winner of a Bubba contest a BJ?
     
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    more like a contestant on "Dumb As A Box of Rocks" or whatever it's called.
     
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    i think she could, too bad "crazy pet lady" is already taken
     
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    We gave her a name. That is all that matters.
     
  18. h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0

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    Here is the segment with the criteria list for wackpack qualification

    [video=youtube;dxc00mBFABQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxc00mBFABQ[/video]

    Are you or have you been a regular caller to the HSS?
    Have you been an in-person guest on the HSS?
    Are you regularly employed or unemployable?
    Are you mentally retarded or handicapped?
    Is you speaking voice considered to be funny?
    Is your phisical appearance considered to be funny/disturbing?
    Has Howard created a name for you?
    Are your viewpoints considered to be funny/disturbing?
    Are you medication?
    Are you regularly recognized by Stern fans in public?
    Do you deny being in the wackpack?
    Have you shit yourself as an adult?
    Will you die before the age of 55?
     
  19. Quite Frankly

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    Whad ah you sayeeeeng?
    [​IMG]

    bethie's retardation ain't no act, she has no acting ability (unless you count conning an ugly pelican out of tens of millions so you can buy Gucci purses, that's her masterpiece)
     
  20. tHISisKiSSeL

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    absolutely. in fact, the criteria included "does your name contain the word THE"