I remember when a listener developed a system to see what qualified as a wackpacker. Does anyone remember the list? I recall: Are you a regular caller to the HSS? Do you have a funny appearance/looks? Do you have a funny voice? Do you have a low IQ? Did Howard give you a "name"? In these examples, Beff qualifies for all but the last one. EDIT: Here is the criteria... Are you or have you been a regular caller to the HSS? Have you been an in-person guest on the HSS? Are you regularly employed or unemployable? Are you mentally retarded or handicapped? Is you speaking voice considered to be funny? Is your phisical appearance considered to be funny/disturbing? Has Howard created a name for you? Are your viewpoints considered to be funny/disturbing? Are you medication? Are you regularly recognized by Stern fans in public? Do you deny being in the wackpack? Have you shit yourself as an adult? Will you die before the age of 55?