Could Howard or Robin pass a US Citizenship Test?

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  1. Keyser Soze

    Keyser Soze New Member Banned User

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    Fuck no they couldn't
     
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    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    im gonna be shocked if anyone misses more than one and im being generous.
     
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    Very few U.S. Americans can.
     
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    you really don't think the majority of america can pass that? that's scary. :(

    i'd love to see that moron sal take that and have him deported back to Pakistan when he fails.
     
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    Sure - looks like you only need to get 60% correct to pass, and some of the questions include which ocean is on the east coast.
     
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    I was being kinda sarcastic, but you have to think about the fuckheads out there. I'm fifteen questions in... Thought it would be a little harder gotta say.
     
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    "What is the economic system of the U.S. ?"

    communist
    socialist
    capitalist
    none of the above

    guys I need help
     
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    i stopped at 16 and got a perfect score. i saw no reason to continue that. if that's the criteria to get into this country legally, they shouldn't be trying so hard to hop the fence.
     
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    11 for 11, I grew bored and quit. 60% is a pathetic standard to get citizenship people are waiting in line for.
     
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    I thought it was Nancy Pelosi :bigcry:
     
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    I thought Susan B Anthony was first congress woman or something :bigcry:
     
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    Most American's couldn't pass the test. Why would Howard and Robin be any different. She's a fat black chick and Howard is a self absorbed Jew.
     
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    This will be the next bit on the show. Wait and see. See what staff can pass the exam.
     
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    The question about the voting age got me. I was able to vote at age 17 in a primary because I would be 18 when the general election happened. I don't know if it's that way in every state, but I feel I wuz robbed. :bigcry:
     
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    Turtle Man Hello Darling Gold

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    I stopped after getting the first 30 right. Deport anyone who misses more than two.

    Oops, I should have kept going. I missed the selective service question (33).
     
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    Every one of them correct except for the question about some shit about what an immigrant promises (or something) to do if they come to this country. I said something about obeying the laws (silly me). The answer was not swearing loyalty to other countries.

    Given how so many people in this country have dual citizenship, I forgive myself for the error.

    They sure as shit don't agree to learn the fuckin' language.

    Coming back to it, if swearing loyalty to other nations ain't proper, how the fuck do these Jews go fight for the Israeli army?
     
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    Understandable error.
     
  20. Mule

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    Welp...ashamed to say 95%. I was trying to go fast and got how many years the prez serves wrong so I'm giving myself 96.

    This test is bullshit however. "What did the emancipation proclamation do?" The test says "freed the slaves". It did not. Only freed southern slaves. Maryland and Delaware etc slaves were not freed.