Could Howard Stern handle a real woman?

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  1. dawg

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    We all now he loves the 12 year old mind. How would he handle a real woman like Fergie?

    I think as soon as she walked into the room he would cower in the corner.

    [video=youtube;FauHsI7A0nc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FauHsI7A0nc&feature=related[/video]
     
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    harlock ancora imparo Gold

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    he can't even handle a horse :c
     
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    I see what you did there :hhh:
     
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    no.

    next ketchin. :popcorn:
     
  5. Herc

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    He can't even control his daughters . . .

    Example: His daughter was in some wacked out Jewish play where she showed her tits . . .
     
  6. PI Nate

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    do you mean one w/out a cock and balls?
     
  7. harlock

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    I think a strong woman would intimidate him in more ways than just sexual ones. I think Fergie could shut him down without even taking her panties off.

    :chair:
     
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    Fergie never talks about animoes :bigcry:
     
  9. JDDaBadAhz

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    Howard can't handle anything.
     
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    Very sad. His time is running out. He is almost 60 years old.
     
  11. Vdrummer35

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    No educated person could be with howcie, he's all about himself.
     
  12. JDDaBadAhz

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    I mean really, this dork has a problem about EVERYTHING. If he didn't get rich and have the resources for some comfort he would have probably killed himself by now. Or, manned up....but I'd bet on the suicide thing.
     
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    Sure he can.:coffee:

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    If I had the Howard confused face gif I'd post that! :)
     
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    It's mrs. ed.
     
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    Look how skinny and nasty her arms look like. Not to mention her elongated neck . . .

    NASTY . . .
     
  18. Just Me

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    I don't believe for one second that Howard is sexually attracted to any part of any woman.
     
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    howcie's a closet bottom.
     
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    He want a big black cock inserted in his asshole . . .