Could Howard's Psychiatrist be...um...banging Beth?

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  1. DearLawd

    DearLawd Well-Known Member

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    So Howard sees this guy 3 to 4 times a week, for YEARS. Howard keeps telling us that his psychiatrist is the one who helps him see that Beth needs her own life.

    I don't know of ANY marraige where it's the norm for your wife to live in a separate residence for cats that you HAVEN"T EVEN ADOPTED YET! But this man tells Howard it's not only normal but the RIGHT thing to do!

    What if, allegedly, he were seeing Beth? Wouldn't that be poetic justice? :hilarious:
     
  2. Mr. Potato Head

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    :backlol:


    Yeah, she's not a gold digger. She can't let him retire either. Then he could be out there with her. We have years of this show left. :yes:
     
  3. Lou Skunt

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    I hope the shrink has health insurance. Valtrex is expensive. :D
     
  4. Mr. Potato Head

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    It's her b/f that makes Howard wear a rubber. He doesn't want any of wig's jizz in her snatch.



    I bet he gets blown. Howard just isn't into bjs.
     
  5. nazdrowie

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    see, the problem with Howard's shrink is that he's a really hot guy
     
  6. peterfonda

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    That would be delicious.
     
  7. Senator Rick

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    Well the shrink should be "seeing" Beth ...god knows he's been fucking Howard all these years.
     
  8. TelegramSam

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    That shrink is basically just doing Tim's job for way more money and only a few hours a week directly to Howard's face.
     
  9. FCCstandards

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    It's funny how he mentions all his other Doc's/Dentist name, but never the shrinks
     
  10. Phillipmcd

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    Oral sex is offensive to women
     
  11. Rob0729

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    I think Beth is with the pool boy in the Hamptons while Howard is with his shrink.
     
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    Wouldn't it be amazing if Beth was found cheating on Howard, like we all suspect
     
  13. benbradlee

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    for all practical purpose , Howard is an outpatient, it has been nearly 20 years of intense psycho therapy, if howard was a resident of a mental hospital, he would not be given the 0portunity to see the doctor 4 to 5 times a week
     
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    He goes there because he's a whiny little bitch in a loveless marriage and is terrified the world will find out his two biggest secrets being bald and gay, at first it was to deal with the gay issue followed later by the baldness
     
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    the state of being transgendered is the primary concern, he can change the other items...
     
  16. PelicanWig

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    How great would it be if Howard made a surprise trip out to the Hamptons to see Beth and when he walks in Beth is in the "H" position, one guy is plowing her doggie style while she's sucking the other guys cock bareback of course... And they are high fiveing each other....
     
  17. itpdude

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    Hmm, so TM can't be that great if a guy still needs to see a shrink that often.
     
  18. ShutupMoron

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    A more likely scenario would be Wiggy is banging his psychiatrist and not Beffie.
     
  19. Nick Manning

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    Excellent point!
     
  20. markluke

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    "Cheating" implies that it's outside of what was agreed. I think that there is an agreement in place.