Could I be in trouble?

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  1. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    Found a Canada Revenue Agency card stuck in my front door yesterday.

    I'm entirely above-board with taxes, and caught up - so I immediately called this morning to see wtf they wanted.

    Turns out they were looking for my tenant, not me. He's been living here for a year and a half, so it makes sense that he gives this out as his home address. HE is NOT above-board with Rev. Canada, and nowhere close to being up-to-date with taxes.

    Here's my concern: my house is not designated as 2 separate living spaces. Guy rents out my basement.

    I do not declare this as income.

    Can I get into trouble here???????? :ohnoes:
     
  2. gilaet

    gilaet Zen As Fuck Gold

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    You're fucked.
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    damnit
     
  4. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    just say he lives there for free
    and from what you have said about him thats not far from the truth
     
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    Yes



    Canadian law is very specific
    With income and tenants
     
  6. ChuckZ

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    ^ guy is from belize/guatamala
     
  7. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    I told her that I "dated" him, but he didn't live here. She asked for his "home address", I told her that I was uncomfortable revealing his personal information but that I'd get him to call.

    And you are correct - he's $2,800 behind now. :facepalm:

    I know - hence my concern jaw.
     
  8. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    This. Just tell Revenue Canada you two are fucking.
     
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    you're fucked...you should move in with Sip.
     
  10. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    He's right though Chuck.......I just don't specifically know the laws/regulations, and I'm worried that I'm going to be in trouble.

    I try so hard to stay OUT of trouble nowadays!
     
  11. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    Greencards are a pain in the ass to get.
     
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    "my friends on the internet are very cool and down to earth"

    -Slippy




    :c
     
  13. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    OR say he's REALLY behind on his rent and there's no income to declare. :idea:

    Throw him under the bus. Save yourself.
     
  14. gilaet

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    Harvest his organs and collect what he owes.
     
  15. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    Year and a half........$2800 is only about 5 months behind. I'll have to declare the backdated rent.

    Not to mention he's a friend, and I don't throw people under the bus.

    I'll sleep with him first and make the whole "boyfriend" thing easier to lie about. He's Italian though...........
     
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    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    You're a good friend.

    An Italian five months behind on his rent. Shocker.
     
  18. Butcher

    Butcher ?

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    Maybe I should change my location STAT :bigthink
     
  19. Gomez

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    .. and Louisiana :jj:
     
  20. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    solid advice.....