Could JD beat up Howard?

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  1. landfill

    landfill Well-Known Member

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    Y/N

    I will go with yes.
     
  2. RockoBalbono

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    JD probably has that retard power, you push him so far and he loses all reality and beats the shit outta you. Howard would scratch and bite like a bitch so yeah JD will whip ass!
     
  3. HowieHasBeen

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    Howard would shoot him. Just like he did the guy who spit on his wife.
     
  4. Bye You!

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    A kitten could beat up Howard.
     
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    Now that would be a Howard TV episode that would make me join. JD punches Howard and his hair and teeth fall off. All with Jackie's laugh in the back.
     
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    JD has put on some weight, so I'm gonna go with yes.
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  8. Robert Higgins

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    Mike Morales could knock Howard out with one punch then step on his pelican neck when he walked away giggling like a school girl.
     
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    HS has reach, strength and training.

    In a real fight anything is possible...so anything could happen....but my money would be
    on HS in a one on one vs. JD.
     
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    it's doable
     
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    Despite the pussy persona I'm sure Stern can hold is own. I'm sure he's been in more fights than most and handle himself to certain degree.
     
  12. sloth22

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    I'm sure of just the opposite. If he'd ever been in a fight it would be one of the things he brags about constantly.
    I believe he's been beaten up, but his fighting skills are limited to curling up in the fetal position, and covering his head with his arms.

    Same goes for JD though.

    Basically if they fought it would just be an epic slap fight.
     
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    Definitely. He would need to go into a rage and summon up retard strength. Flailing his arms like crazy, shrieking like a girl. Easy win.
     
  14. Honor de Balsak

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    What makes you think this? History, probability, physics and the rich history of Jewish bad-asses predicts the suggested match-up would be a homo-erotic tickle fight.
     
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    Yes, JD could beat off Howard. And probably has.
     
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    Didn't Robin beat JD in arm wrestling?
     
  17. landfill

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    I agree with this.
     
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    Howard couldn't even beat up a homeless bum who probably hasn't eaten in days when they met. And even after he couldn't muster up the courage to take a swing at him after he spit on his Polish Princess . . .
     
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    Is this true...
     
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    Sorry...about robin beating jd in arm wrestling?