Could Marissa Mayer be THE perfect woman??

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  1. 2Manboobs

    2Manboobs New Member Banned User

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    The broad's been at Yahoo only 6 months and has already pushed the Yahoo stock up 50%, yielding her a 1.2 million dollar bonus... She's not afraid of pissing off the whining politically correct cry-babies... her intelligence & business sense is immense... AND, she's highly bone-able ... What more could you want from a broad?? ...... Who out there is a better all around package?? I say, no one...


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    Marissa Mayer got a $1.2 million bonus at Yahoo after just under six months there, according to a regulatory filing.
    Mayer, who joined Yahoo as CEO last July, was eligible for a bonus of up to $2 million if she met certain performance goals. As the company's 8-K filing states, "Ms. Mayer’s 2012 bonus was pro-rated based on her mid-year date of hire." As previously reported, Mayer receives a $1 million annual salary, but could earn as much as$50 million in total compensation — including stock options — if she stays on for five years.
    As AllThingsD points out, the payment is a bargain for Yahoo since the company's stock has risen about 50% since Mayer came on board. Mayer has also elicited a strong interest from the press. Her sort-of crackdown on employees who work from home, for instance, became a national topic of discussion last month.


    http://mashable.com/2013/03/07/marissa-mayer-got-a-1-2-million-bonus-at-yahoo-after-six-months/
     
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  2. Dick Gozinya

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    Not with that forehead.
     
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    Insider trading is in her future :coffee:
     
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    look at her playing with that throbbing cock :marx:
     
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    That's the first thing I noticed about that pic. :jj:
     
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    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    She needs a dick in her mouth, stat. :coffee:
     
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    HIGHLY unlikely that you've ever had a broad in her league of attractiveness ..

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    Don't get out much, do ya? She's young yet. :coffee:
     
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    looks good to me
     
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    Net worth estimated at $80 million


    ...Marissa Mayer net worth - $350+ million, and rising
     
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    I don't see too many broads worth $350 million when I get out .. How 'bout you?
     
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    Don't forget that Charlize Theron adopted a boon, which obviously further reduces her worth.
     
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    Don't know what this means or implies
     
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    quit rubbing yourself
    she's prolly dull in bed like a sack of potatoes
     
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    Its the only crowd I hang with.
     
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    Bitch shit out a kid last year.

    :pie:
     
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    That's clearly an unrealized liability ... He could get out there in a few years, take part in a drive-by or drug deal gone bad, and get his mammy sued for millions ... The risk/reward ratio just doesn't pass muster
     
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    Where da titties be?

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    She's a scumbag. She's trying to avoid an unpopular layoff by masking it in some anti-telecommuting horseshit. And now Best Buy is doing it too.

    Bank of America and AT&T did the same thing.

    it's the new way to lay off people. give them the opportunity to work from home. Then, when you need to cut labor costs, tell them that they have to come into the building or lose their job...even when "the building" is in the next state or 100 miles away.

    So, either they have to sell their home and move or they quit, which allows yahoo to avoid paying any type of severance.

    The justice department should look into this.