Could the Shed survive the apocalypse?

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  1. queerface

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    I'm a huge fan of dystopian fiction and movies. Stuff like, "The Stand," and "The Walking Dead," appeals to me. The idea of a group of people pulling together to rebuild society is a compelling one.

    One common theme of these shows is each of these groups tend to have a 'role' that needs to be filled. You have your leader, your blue color worker, your hunter, a doctor, etc.

    On the whole, I think the Shed would fare well in an apocalypse. Certainly some dead weight would need to be cast off, but on the whole, mostly contributors.

    What do you bring to the apocalypse?
     
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    Nuts.
     
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    If you haven't already, watch "The Road" you might like it.
     
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    I'll bring shitty threads
     
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    You need a golfer to help rebuild? I'm your man.
     
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    I'd have been already raptured and too busy sharing a turreen of lovely soup with baby haysoos to worry about what cataclysmically might have been.
     
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    I'm as good as dead....I'm useless in the zombie apocalypse:depressed:
     
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    I never understood in zombie movies, why they don't just take a boat out to sea? Just return to shore for supplies
     
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    I have 7 cans of beer, 1/2 a jar of peanut butter and a Swiss Army knife with a can opener. Let's rock.
     
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    Fuck those running mini Coopers.....I'd be hiding behind the chainsaws .

    And I guess @GaryPuppet would be the designated re-populator, eh?
     
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    I'm bringing my Mad Max dog.

    "You need to smile, and pet me!"

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    You have a great sense of sarcasm. That will be needed when the zombies come for us.
     
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    :bigthink

    " @SomerSky ! Quick, insult the fat and poorly dressed zombies while we get the flame throwers gassed up!"
     
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    My dads a TV repair man, he has an awesome set of tools. We can fix it!
     
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    I could sweet talk the other gangs of roaming vigilantes while you steal their cans of beefaroni????
     
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    Here is my game plan, because we have actually had discussions about it. First and foremost I would be fucked getting out of NYC because my car is parked in an underground garage, I have no food in my apartment and would have to exist on pistachios and dog kibble. When the shit storm settles down, I will beat off zombies with my Japanese paring knife, and my kids sized softball bat.... I would try to make my way down to Florida, like siesta key or longboat key, hopefully during non tourist season, because that I95 is a killer even without dead strewn all over....then blow up the bridges on either side of the island, and exist off the grossly overpriced publix.....hopefully I can cajole my way into being an authoritarian figure and live out my days like Magda lording over the Gulf Islands..
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    I agree wholeheartedly.

    Whatever sort of wall we constructed to keep The Bar folks out of our compound would easily be able to withstand any sort of zombie attack. ;) :D
     
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