WTF Could you adhere to the US military code of conduct?

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  1. MilkyDischarge

    MilkyDischarge Se suelto el diablo Gold

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    1. I am an American, fighting in the forces which guard my country and our way of life. I am prepared to give my life in their defense.
    2. I will never surrender of my own free will. If in command, I will never surrender the members of my command while they still have the means to resist.
    3. If I am captured, I will continue to resist by all means available. I will make every effort to escape and to aid others to escape. I will accept neither parole nor special favors from the enemy.
    4. If I become a prisoner of war, I will keep faith with my fellow prisoners. I will give no information nor take part in any action which might be harmful to my comrades. If I am senior I will take command. If not, I will obey the lawful orders of those appointed over me and will back them up in every way.
    5. When questioned, should I become a prisoner of war, I am required to give name, rank, service number, and date of birth. I will evade answering further questions to the utmost of my ability, I will make no oral or written statements disloyal to my country and its allies or harmful to their cause.
    6. I will never forget that I am an American, fighting for freedom, responsible for my actions, and dedicated to the principles which made my country free. I will trust in my God and in the United States of America.[1][2]
     
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    7. "I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America. Thank you very, very much for letting us little kids live here. It really, really was nice of you. You didn’t have to do it. And it’s really not freaky that us little, little kids mindlessly recite this anthem every day and pledge their life to a government before they’re old enough to really think about what they’re saying. This is not a form of brainwashing. This is not a form of brainwashing. This is not a form of brainwashing. This is really the greatest country in the whole world. All the other countries suck. And, if this country ever goes to war, as it often wants to do, I promise to help go and kill all the other countries’ kids. God bless Johnson & Johnson. God bless GE. God bless Microsoft. God bless Monsanto. God bless Viacom. God bless Citibank. God bless Walmart. God bless Raytheon."
     
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    #5 is a tough one. If it came to life or death I would give phoney details of some shit
     
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    Yes, I did.
     
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    Yes i did...
    Did you?
     
  6. Bobby Axelrod

    Bobby Axelrod Well-Known Member

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    Been there, done that. It was pretty easy.
     
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    cg256 Well-Known Member VIP

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    You're trained to resist interrogation but only for so long. Most information is useless after a day or so and they always get you to talk.

    My best friend was in Military Intelligence and went through SERE school. They broke his God damned pinky toe. I got him to spill the beans one night over some adult beverages. Wasn't a fun time.
     
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    sure. i know the ucmj pretty well too.
     
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  9. Bobby Axelrod

    Bobby Axelrod Well-Known Member

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    Get on my quarterdeck, boy!
     
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    they took a stripe from me because my asshole friend had some roaches in his ashtray.

    who the fuck leaves pot in your ashtray when you drive on base every day? :mad:
     
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    My guess would be a pothead.
     
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    I couldn't be a soldier. I believe deeply that our political head pieces are a bunch of incompetent ass clowns and morons who use their powers and elected position for personal gain and not the betterment of the nation and it's people.

    But I'm also 35 and have learned to question everything, and not a wide eyed 18 year old who doesn't know shit about anything
     
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  13. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    Did it once, would do again.
     
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    Bobby Axelrod Well-Known Member

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    Agreed. Sometimes I regret not being a lifer.
     
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    Tyler9258 Old friends, old whiskey, old songs

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    Do it. It's not that tough, just don't be a scumbag..
     
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  16. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    I made poor decisions when i was in.
     
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    Nyet!
     
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  18. Bobby Axelrod

    Bobby Axelrod Well-Known Member

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    Roll the dice and not clean your system after a 96?
     
  19. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    No, just had myriad of opportunities I wasted.
     
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    Canada.:jj: You would sing like a bird.