WTF Could you beat Ronda Rousey in a UFC fight?

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Could you beat Ronda Rousey in a UFC-type fight?

  1. Yes - By KO

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  2. Yes - By Submission (Pretend you know submission holds.)

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  3. Yes - By decision

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  4. No - But I'd put up a good fight!

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  5. She'd beat the piss out of me!

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  1. Zee

    Zee Member

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    Ronda Rousey says she could beat anyone in a no-rules match. She's challenged Mayweather, and says she would lose to him in a boxing match, but in a no-rules UFC fight she says she could beat him.

    Pretend we live in bizarro world, where it's ok for men and women to fight each other in UFC matches. Ronda Rousey challenges you to a UFC-type fight. UFC rules apply - no groin shots, eye gouging, or biting. Everything else is fair.

    Your fight with her is a week from now. Could you beat her?
     
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  2. HowieStearn

    HowieStearn HateClub

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    I'd let he beat me like a step child
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    bennymuso Italian by name, British by nature VIP

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    She'd rip your arm off.
     
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    rebelfan Active Member

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    No way...she's unbeatable, that should tell ya all you need to know.
     
  5. kingofallmessicans

    kingofallmessicans Sandy Cunt

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    Height 5' 7", Weight 135 lbs

    It would only take one good shot from a 200lb man to knock this bitch out cold. Power only respects power.
     
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    I would love seeing her in the hood and some 1 giving her shit that dont know who she is.
     
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    Gimme two weeks :coffee:
     
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    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    I could kill her with the 1 inch punch.

     
  9. Mulletude

    Mulletude I'm Big In The Hate Club, Ya Know VIP

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    Andy Kaufman could.
     
  10. Joeyjoejoe

    Joeyjoejoe Well-Known Member

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    I don't hit women, but I would give her a ground and pound pussy slamming, and put her in a choke with my dick down her gullet. Consensual of course.
     
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    If a basically fit man landed early or methodically (aka boringly) smothered her with their weight and was very judicious about picking their shots, they could beat her fairly easily.

    It's all about size and strength. There's a reason men don't fight women.

    It's the same reason that I'm 100% confident that I could beat any black belt (in any discipline) in the 10-12 year old bracket.
     
  12. bznick

    bznick Hustling, Flowing, and Hating! Gold

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    Beat Rousey... In a fight???

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    I know Ronda from USA Judo
    If you think she's tough, wait until you meet her mother.

    That said, Ronda can FIGHT!
    If you aren't prepared mentally to deal with a woman of her skill level,
    she will take you out in a heartbeat.

    She dispatched a guy in a movie theater who started shit with her.
    The cops laughed at the guy because he called the cops after starting shit.

    Here' an interview with the guy who was instrumental in her Judo career.
    Just in case you don't know him.
    He's Jim Pedro Senior.
    Father of Jim Pedro, Jr. , Former World Judo Champion.

     
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    Ive beat my dick to her. Does that count?
     
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    If I found myself into the ring with her ...like one of those old stern promotions/gimmicks with Stuttering John and Crazy Cabby...

    ... you guys would henceforth call me 'King of all tap outs'.
     
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    She would break all your arms in two seconds with no problem and I don't give a shit about your weight
     
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    Iam 5 10 200lbs in decent shape,go to the gym regularly but I think she could kick my ass.Im 44 and I don't feel bad about it shes a top athlete in her sport and I believe she could beat some guys who fight mma
     
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    BrerJimmy Well-Known Member

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    I'd be more confident in a fight against Rousey than against Cyborg, even if she had completed cycled off. Dana White was right when he said dude looks like Wanderlei Silva in a dress...

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    Am I right Gina Carano?

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    (All that being said, I pick Ronda to beat Cyborg if they ever fight because Cyborg can't make the weight cleanly and retain her competitive advantage over virtually every other woman on Earth. If they fight at 145 lbs., however, I'd have a tough time picking Rousey.)
     
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    BrerJimmy Well-Known Member

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    I'd also be way more hesitant to step into the ring with this roided out "chick" who rolls with Wanderlei Silva...

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    (Wanderlei included for scale.)
     
  20. ItsAWholeThing

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    my move would be to stick my tongue in her ass:cheer2:
     
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