Could you bust a nut if Lisa G touched you like she did Sour Shoes?

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Im not sure i could get off if she blew me.
    I just dont find her attractive.
     
  2. Rufus

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  3. Woof

    Woof Liver Shots? VIP

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    Oh Hell No....

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  4. Spazzmatazz

    Spazzmatazz Band Member Banned User

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    I'd blow a load for sure, except it would be my last meal...
     
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    If she made cookies sure i'd cum
     
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    Just what Lisa G needs...someone to tell her she is sexy. God I hate her and Benji.
     
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    Maybe if she took out her teef?
     
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    Sure, why not- she's better than rejuvenation.
     
  9. Herc

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    I don't want her even looking at me . . .
     
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    she's such a frigid bitch......no way.
     
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    This, FTW! :winner:
     
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    Who comes from being touched over your jeans. Talk about premature ejaculation.
     
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    nope and neither did sour
     
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    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    :winner:
     
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    lisa squirts saw dust when she comes
     
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    Would be a great gum job, plus she couldn't talk.
     
  19. Howard Stork

    Howard Stork "Big Nosed and Jewish"

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    That was a fake bit. Didn't happen.
     
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    Well I'm not a guy so pardon my ignorance on this...but if even someone you were really attracted to just touched you on your arm or back would this ever happen? If that were there case wouldn't men be walking around with wet spots all over the place ??? I suppose if there was something not quite right about you, like maybe you were semi-brain-damaged like Sour Shoes who knows. ... :c