could you convert a lesbian?

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  1. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    that is .. with your purported superior love-making skills?
     
  2. gwartney

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    I'd be more likely to turn a straight girl :facepalm:
     
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    already have :coffee:
     
  4. Gomez

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    that kinda happened to me once
    was involved with this chick who said she was bi, we lived together about 9 months, then we broke up and she went back to her previous girlfriend and they stayed together for a long time after that :facepalm:
     
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    A hardcore lezbo that's never been with a man? Not a chance.
     
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    What cause the breakup? She get vagina fever?
     
  7. Johnnykstaint

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    I create lesbians!
     
  8. Gomez

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    well .. you gotta introduce her to some dick, the long pipe, the python, the high hard one
    know what Im sayin?
     
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    She's probably taken a dildo or 2 that was twice my size anyway.
     
  10. Gomez

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    yeah she was batshit caaaraazzzayyy.. [:secret: and her box kinda smelled ]
     
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    after seeing what real lesbians look like, would I want to?
     
  12. Gomez

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    there are some hawt ones, you're just not looking hard enough
     
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    Screw those smelly boxes
     
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    Girls cannot be turned into lesbians.

    The women you're thinking of are sluts.

    Nothin' against them. Whores do it for money. Sluts do it because it's fun.

    Not a lesbian thing.
     
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    shitty?
     
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    EasyJesus in about 2 years
     
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    now she would beat my ass :echick:
     
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