Stern Show Could you eat Eggplant Parmigiana every day like Howard?

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  1. Rnrgnster

    Rnrgnster Well-Known Member

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    I love eggplant parm but not every fuckin day. What the hell is wrong with Howard? Guys got hundreds of millions and eats the same shit everyday and sits in a room painting flowers and jerking off to casting couch porn all day.
     
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  2. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    no
     
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    Absolutely not.
     
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    Said today after a Mark from Boston call that he has a team do everything for him and has no desire to do anything himself. Said when Barfus goes away (Grandma's) he largely orders out, hence the egg. parm. So laziness + $$$=
    comatose Wiggy.
     
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    Eggplant is horrible.
     
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    I've never tried it but I love chicken parm and veal parm so, maybe?
     
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    And he always throws half of the pasta "in the garbage." I'm assuming that's a fabrication but he's neurotic enough to do so. Hey, here's an idea, how about ordering half of the pasta to begin with? :rolleyes:
     
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    Nah, eggolant is one of those things you enjoy once in a while. Too much of it is never a good thing.
     
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    Tough call. Did my Italian grandmother make it?
     
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    Only if I could go wild and have 12 almonds too
     
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    o_OI don't eat gluten ,dairy, or nightshades
     
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    Oh, Robin. My eggplant cupcake gorilla-face monkey bitch.

    -Hateman
     
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    He really tortures himself with food. Howard, Hollywood ain't calling. Eat a sandwich.
     
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    I am sure it's not the parm granny would make. Egg and flour breading? Deep fried? Mounds of melted cheese? Are you kidding?

    Howie eats faggola eggplant parm - slice of plain eggplant grilled in a skillet with a spritz of zero calorie Pam spray... one fresh chopped tomato as sauce, and two shreds of Parmesan cheese.
     
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    It's not the Eggplant Pharm you're thinking about. I'm sure it's a "healthy" version with no cheese or fried either.
     
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    This^

    When I make Eggplant parm I use young eggplants, sliced, breaded and baked in the oven so they are crisp not soggy. Layered with home made sauce, good quality Pecorino Romano, and Mozzarella, it is a lot of work to make and has a lot of calories. You rarely get good eggplant parm in a restaurant.
     
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    yesterday he said he went to a dinner party over the weekend with Beth from a famous friend, the host cooked the food and he was shocked he said "WHO COOKS ANYMORE" he just couldn't believe the host did all that work, he said Beth never ever cooks.
     
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    That what happens when you have a wife that's too lazy to cook
     
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    Eggplant , roasted peppers, mutzzzzz, on Italian Bread. Little splash of balsomic / try that.
     
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