Could you make it in porn?

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  1. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    Stamina, size, endurance..
    Me - prolly not, I'm good for a load then I wanna just crash the fuck out. Just being honest.
     
  2. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    i could do glory hole vids. not working the hole though.
     
  3. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    they got glory holes in Florida, or so I've heard.
     
  4. Mojopin

    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock VIP

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    My equipment would require tricky angles.
     
  5. gilaet

    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    Hey, I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I think unicorns are kick ass!
     
  6. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    [video=youtube;GDPUWdjAiFk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDPUWdjAiFk[/video]
     
  7. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    that'd be so awesome. stick your dick in a hole, some woman sucks you off, go home happy.

    ...get aids.


    the idea of getting a bj at a glory hoe or using a prostitute are intriguing but i could never do either.
     
  8. BLOW ME

    BLOW ME Well-Known Member

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    not a fucking chance in hell
     
  9. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    Hell no :secret:

    Nor would I want to.
     
  10. Super Mario

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    yeah I think I could be a star. I would get famous for using my filthy mouth and degrading the other person as they are fucking me with really mean comments.
     
  11. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    call you the Hate Fuckee
     
  12. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    My cock would be worshipped by midget chicks......average sized broads not so much. I'm also what is technically known as "hideous" so no chance. :nocheer:
     
  13. Ryan Lever

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    I have not felt the touch of a woman in a while so I assume It would not take long lol
     
  14. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    might last longer with a guy :wink:
     
  15. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    Or with a woman like this....:usex::uscared:

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  16. Super Mario

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    I might even fuck that :jj:
     
  17. Keyless Chuck

    Keyless Chuck Barely a VIP

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    What's a while? 4-9 months, 5-16 years? You got no game tart boy?
     
  18. Teabag

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    I wouldn't be able to do it without drugs. And, drugs aren't good for me. The answer is no. I wouldn't do it.
     
  19. Super Mario

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    I think me and you would make an awesome porno your hot as fuck. I would want it anywhere and everywhere you are willling to go ill be your b iggest dirty slut.
     
  20. Ryan Lever

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    I MIGHT agree to do a porno with you for 2 million