Could you take out a Bobcat if you had to?

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  1. IAC78

    IAC78 New Member Banned User

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    No weapons, no extra layers of clothes. Just you, t shirt, shorts, running shoes and a pissed off Bobcat.

    Some clowns at work were discussing this.

    I said fuck yeah I could, Id probably need a bunch of stitches but that little fuck is getting choked out.

    [video=youtube;EiY9inQKkvw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EiY9inQKkvw[/video]
     
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    Dirty South Large Member

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    Shove my hand down its throat and rip out its guts...
     
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    Danas Boyfrien Trump's African American Gold

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    Sounds like Lever's slightly less retarded cousin.
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    like anally?
     
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    I was hunting once and had one nearly step on my boot. I got a little worried and jumped and yelled a little. That little bastard jumped about 6 feet in the air and was gone before I could blink. I'm glad I didn't have to do any more than that!
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    Don't they say the best thing to do is punch him right in the nose....I could do that
     
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    They move pretty fast...
     
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    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    They bounce around a bit, but sure.

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    Agreed...but it would be them coming straight at me...you couldn't run you'd have to stand your ground and hope to land the punch
     
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    Stinkypussy New Member

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    Hell yeah. I've killed tons of bobcats by hand.
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    Living here in San Diego we have the most wild mountain lions in the usa...the news is aways saying if you run into one...get big and if they don't run away (which 9 out of 10 times they will) punch the head repeatedly
     
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    IAC78 New Member Banned User

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    You'd pretty much have to sacrifice your forearm and then smother the fucker under your body weight.
     
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    Yep...people are forgetting these animals are not big cats....most are under nourished
    Probably 70-80 pounds, like a Labrador ....totally doable
     
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    That may make the run away but what if it just pisses ttherm off and it's. Mano el gatto fight to the death? I say a mountain lion wins 100% of the time a bobcat prolly wins 60%ofthe time
     
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    IAC78 New Member Banned User

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    Maybe they're bigger where you are, I would guess they're more like 35 pounds
     
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    IAC78 New Member Banned User

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    Oh, a moutain lion....
     
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    IAC78 New Member Banned User

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    Plus you got to consider the fact that most of us are powder puff candy asses who sit around all the time in a nice warm house. Wild animals have the killer instinct. While you're busy deciding whether to shit your pants or fight this thing will already have a deep claw scrape down your gullet and your balls in it's mouth.
     
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    Pretty sure that's what you do to a shark.
     
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    IAC78 New Member Banned User

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    I think that would work in a lot of situations.
     
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    Yes mountain lions are about 30 pounds heavier...I'm just relaying what they say to do
    my daughter was jogging and ran into a mountain lion a few months ago...she said she froze and just waited for him to move on...when she texted me she said she was too afraid to scare him off

    Just never know how you will react