Could you? Would you?

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  1. Phantom1az

    Phantom1az Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Eat green eggs and ham?.. of course you would... no seriously. .. would you? Could you? Cheat? No repercussions and 100% chance you would never get caught for stepping out.... cuz I may have an opportunity to do so... don't know about being 100% not getting caught... but .... by the way green eggs and ham was the last book I read cover to cover.. so now you know who your dealing with..
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    would neg but the tits in your AV would make it a crime against humanity
     
  3. OV

    OV Rapscallion

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    IMO the most relevant question is "should you?"
     
  4. FishySausage

    FishySausage Original Nuttah VIP Gold

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    Cinnaminion All Shadowy Light Gold

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    There is no such thing as 100% no repercussions.

    There is a 100% chance you'd be a lying piece of shit though....:hw:
     
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    balloon knot Well-Known Member

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  7. wife is a whore

    wife is a whore Stripped of POTY for butthurting staff VIP

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    Nah, I'm not a fan of cheating. If I need sex that bad, and the chick I'm with won't give it to me for whatever reason, I'd just tell her I'm going out to try and get laid. n That will either bring em around or push em out, but at least you conscience will be clean.
     
  8. Krinkle

    Krinkle What?

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    No.

    Cheating broke up my family, and fucked up my youngest child pretty good.. Thanks a lot you selfish assholes :mad:
     
  9. JRoyle411

    JRoyle411 I want to live in a hamburger bun.

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    I have done it.....and then realized that the reason I did it was because I wasn't happy with the woman I was with at the time. I ended the relationship. There is a certain thrill to it.....but in the end what's the point? If you are unhappy enough to cheat....then get the fuck out of whatever relationship you are in and go be happy elsewhere.
     
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    lilbuddy67 A man with breath-taking anger management issues Banned User

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    In my youth, maybe up to 25yo, but not now.
     
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    Quality Control dove Gold

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    hidden dragon the princess of darkness Staff Member

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    Hell no, I've dealt with enough friends and family who have done that to people they claimed to love. I've had an ex attempt to cheat on me until he found out the woman he wanted was actually under age.
     
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    Turtle Man Hello Darling Gold

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    Only cheat if you really don't give a shit about her/him
    Don't if you love her/him and plan on being with them long term
    Eat eggs. Love em
     
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    Pelicanman Engorged Member VIP Gold

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    Not if you have kids. Otherwise, rock on.
     
  15. Phantom1az

    Phantom1az Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Ahhhhh....people...ahhhhhh lookeee here... all valid points...we're in fantasy land here so 100% no way of getting caught cheating... im working right now but I have my reasons for asking and I will share more later about myself if your interested. .. and if not then fuck off to u too... do I have issues??? I don't think so but My shrink thinks otherwise .. I'm a handsome 44 yrs old man a that's what my grandma says.. I maybe 44 but I look 43... :)... ive been with my wife for 26 yrs . people who have commited murder have served less time in prison than I have been with my wife. Now the wifeee keeps herself in great shape and I make her fuck me at least 3 times a week.. if I may brag I just got laid this morning.. we only live once people... I have this opportunity with this gym rat girl who obviously has dAddy issues... she is 24 yrs old ... and is a solid 7.5 and very tight body... seriously wouldn't you be tempted. .. I'll share more later
     
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    Cinnaminion All Shadowy Light Gold

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    Hey if you just want supported in being a lying cheating piece of shit, say that instead.....you asked for opinions.
    Sorry our opinions don't all agree with what you wanna do.
     
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    Ask Beth, she's the expert.
     
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    suckemnuckledus Well-Known Member

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    Have her eat your wifes pussy while you blow a load in her dookie shoot.
     
  19. wife is a whore

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    Bring her home to your wife as an anniversary present.
     
  20. Pelicanman

    Pelicanman Engorged Member VIP Gold

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    Fuck all that noise. Send her to me and I'll let you watch. I'll take one for the team and keep your conscience clean.