WTF Couldn't sleep last night...anyone else?

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  1. Getthepoisonout

    Getthepoisonout I regret my username

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    So pissed off, woke up at 3:15am, had to pee, then couldn't go back to sleep. Alarm went off at 6am and here I am tired as all hell with a full day of work ahead. FML.
     
  2. bennymuso

    bennymuso Italian by name, British by nature VIP

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    I have to pee EVERY night and I'm only 33. I have the bladder of an 80 year old. Have no trouble getting back off though. You got to keep your mind blank, don't let it race with thoughts.
     
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    Getthepoisonout I regret my username

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    You are doomed, wait until you are 50. Stop drinking liquid after 4pm
     
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    I wake up once a night. Sometimes twice :mad:
     
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    I'm like a koo koo clock every half hour and hour. I got a lot of money in the house.
     
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    yaddc Well-Known Member

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    When i can't sleep I put on 100/101 no problem falling back to sleep.
     
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    I've been up since 3:00 a.m. Hoping to try to sleep again in 10 minutes.
     
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    A wank before bedtime usually does the trick.
     
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    I did this all night long too. Finally fell asleep around 5 and alarm went off at 7. Feel like shit.
    Not only does my bladder wake me up (always has since childhood) I have a crazy irresponsible family & I'm constantly worrying about what kind of trouble they are in. Today's is financial worry. Problem is I'm the responsible one & always stuck bailing them out.
     
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    I had some vigorous sex last night. I was asleep within a minute after he rolled off me.
    But usually I lay there for an hour at least thinking about crap.
     
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    I suggest you get the poison out. ;)
     
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    Exactly - save all those questions swimming around your head for a message board thread.
     
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    Easy solution..........dont drink any liquids hour and a half before going to bed.
    I usually wake up about 4 am after going to bed at midnight. If I cant fall back to sleep easily, I get up and then take a nap later in the day. Not a solution for working people though, although all you may need is 4 hours of sleep.
    Some people get by every day with less than that.
     
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    So you ended up on the wet spot?? :bigthink
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Do you ever count poll questions to get to sleep?
     
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    lol, sometimes. My mind is fubar.
     
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    No. That's where we literally landed at the end. The wet spot probably went down the shower drain. And not a drop of his "wet spot" was wasted.
     
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    I have a rule with myself.

    "You can't argue with a pee". I still will lay there willing it away, but it always wins.

    And insomnia is a motherfucker. :console:
     
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    :golfclap:

    Atta girl.
     
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