Counting from today onwards, whose marriage lasts longer, Howard's or Artie's?

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Whose marriage lasts longer starting now, Howard or Artie's?

  1. Pelicano

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  1. TelegramSam

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    Gotta go with the Baby Gorilla. :yes:
     
  2. Willowglen

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    Artie will die before Beth gives up that new house in Miami.
     
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    Technically, that would mean Artie wins by default, in my book. No way is Beth changing Howie diapers just to hang onto that house, which for all we know she may get in the pre-nup (or else the Hamptons House). Assuming hers is written like most, she's coming up on some decent payday milestones. I think Artie's fiancee Adrienne is smart enough to stick it out, Artie could live 15 more years and she'll only be 44 with his money.
     
  4. Tinman

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    I'm not voting for the guy who said this,
    "This going to end badly";)
     
  5. cia212

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    I doubt Artie makes it to the alter. They'll either break up or he'll die.
     
  6. 7onYourSide

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    Their is no fuking way artie the crack head is going to last longer then 3 years married.
     
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    "Artie Always Wins"
     
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    So you're saying Howard will? How much pull will he have to get Beth TV shows once the radio show is done and he has no AGT after this year? As long as Artie brings in the cash, Adrienne isn't going anywhere, I don't think. She's a gold digger to be sure, but she's younger and better looking than Dana, plus she seems willing to overlook every one of Artie's faults for the money. Some of the posters here who don't listen to Artie's show have painted her as a Beth copy, but I don't think that's right, she's not a fame whore.
     
  9. Robert Higgins

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    Artie's gotta do what Artie's gotta do.
     
  10. daphnejoanes

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    I think Artie's marriage will last longer. Although he and his wife to be will end up living separately because he will be too lazy and fucked up to get a divorce. They will get sick of each other and Artie will hook up with a new gold digging whore. That is of course he goes through with it. She will take care of the grandchild that mama wants.
     
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    Howard marriage is an agreement. There will be no divorce.
     
  12. Lou Skunt

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    Well he needs to hurry up. Those daisies aren't going to push themselves out of the ground. :artiejj:
     
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    This. They don't even live together and when they do fly out to a hotel, each gets their own bedroom. Beth can do whatever she wants. Howard can bang Ralph. All is happy wife happy life. :grad:
     
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    There are agreements with Scott Ostrosky.......I think
     
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    Pelican is smarter at this than Artie. Artie's golddigger will run off WAY before Beth takes off from The Pelican.
     
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    the horse marriage might last a significant amount of time in litigation before it's finally, officially dissolved.
     
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    Beth will get the Hampton's house and millions and can buy a little nice Miami mansion if she wants. She knows that new house is probably Howards retirement home. She's not going to attach herself to it. She spends and will spend most her time in the Hamptons.
     
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    ARTIE'S wife will file for cruel and unusual treatment from the closeted homosexual within 24 months of said marriage.