County Fair Food

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  1. Bristol Chicken

    Bristol Chicken Free Range and Loving It

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    It's that time of year.
    Summer is here and the County Fairs are in full swing across the USA.

    What is your favorite culinary indulgence? Damn the calories, damn your arteries, damn your pocketbook.
    My favorite, which I have once a year is the Texas Mini Donuts. Fresh, hot, sprinkled with cinnamon sugar. Foodgasm.


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    Stern related because 5 almonds will cost you $20 at the county fair
     
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    Big Biscuit Well-Known Member

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    I'm running a "Beautiful Soup" booth, but clear broth with 3 pieces of shredded carrot does not seem to be a hit at the fairground. I've even put up a likeness of Howchie on my cart, but I'm just getting dirty looks.
     
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    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    If you can fry it and put a stick in it you'll be a millionaire!
     
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    Howchie would have a stroke, but hot almonds with cinnamon and sugar are fucking great. And I don't eat them halved. I eat about 50 of them in 3 minutes.
     
  5. Petal

    Petal A girl in a sea of mults

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    Mmmm - state fair mini donuts - YUM!!!!

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    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... Gold

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    I went the Il state fair once and had alligator on a stick. It tasted like chicken.

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    115 degrees here in Phoenix,no fairs.
     
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    Petal A girl in a sea of mults

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    Minnesota and Wisconsin fairs have good cheese curds. Haven't had them in years, but I remember them fondly. A good 1 x year treat.

    This stock photo shows the white cheese kind - much better than the orange IMO.

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    "Approved. Nomnomnom..." *reaches into boiling oil with blubber paw*

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    Credit: @SomerSky :rofl:
     
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    Can't live without getting 3 or 4 of these throughout the summer.


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    Petal A girl in a sea of mults

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    :eek: I just yelled out "Sweet Jesus"!

    How do you get a gunt like that and still have relatively normal sized legs? eek.
     
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    Dan Do you like my car?

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    Might be boring, but nothing beats a good corn dog from the fair. So good.
     
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    Those dirty looks will soon turn to the local yokels getting torches and pitchforks
     
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    What the fuck is their secret? Those corndogs always taste a hundred times better than any fast food or store bought ones.
     
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    mmmm, nothing beats a hot front-butt like that! :puke:
     
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    Divorce Chicken Big Fun VIP

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    It's a good quick story. She'll tell it later maybe. :jj:
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    I have always wanted to go to the great NY state fair in syracuse :grad:
    the ones we have here are pretty puny and gross

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    Boiled steak