Couple Arrested For Sex Acts On Church Lawn

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  1. dawg

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    MAY 6--Attendees at a wedding Saturday were shocked to spot a 60-year-old woman and a 56-year-old man engaging in sex acts on the church lawn, Utah cops report.

    A Salt Lake City Police Department cop was summoned to Sacred Heart Catholic Church around 6 PM by a wedding guest who “ran into

    the road to stop†a passing police cruiser being driven by Officer Rich Stone.

    Stone then approached Sandra Kruser and Wilson Benally, who were laying on the church lawn. “I walked over to the couple and I physically saw the sex act,†Stone reported. Specifically, the cop noted, Benally “had his tongue and finger inside of Ms. Krusen’s vagina.â€

    The Kruser-Benally tryst was viewed by, among others, “four children in the wedding party,†according to a police report.

    When Stone confronted the couple, they initially ignored orders to stop having sex. Kruser and Benally--who were not invited to the nuptials--eventually had to be pried apart by Stone.

    Seen in the above mug shots, Kruser and Benally were arrested for gross lewdness and public intoxication. Benally was also charged with criminal trespass. Kruser and Benally remain locked up in the Salt Lake County jail, where Kruser is being held in lieu of $2093 bond, while Benally will have to post $2313 to secure his release.

    Jail records show that Benally has been booked 102 times into the Salt Lake lockup, while Kruser has been there on 15 separate occasions.




    http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/sex-on-church-lawn-576432
     
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    Two finger cul-de-sac jones with a squirt on the backside.
     
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    Fucking Utah.
     
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    I guess they really like the prison sex. :wtf:
     
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    I think people will need years of therapy to erase the memory of those 2 having sex
     
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    Old bums getting after it. Yee haw!
     
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    they should have been arrested just for getting naked.
     
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    wtf Oderus
     
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    I wonder what the other saw in the other to get them both lathered up?
     
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    That right there is what fetal alcahol syndrom looks like

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    Disturbing, but not surprising.
     
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