Couple Arrested For Shacking Up At Home Depot

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  1. HS Cult Leader

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    Cops: Duo had sex inside display shed at South Carolina business



    August 29, 2013


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    AUGUST 29--A South Carolina couple was arrested yesterday for having sex inside a display shed at a Home Depot, police report.

    Emily Craig, 20, and Shaun Bowden, 31, were nabbed after cops were called to the store in North Charleston around 8:40 AM.

    Officers were dispatched to the business “in reference to an male and female entering a display shed on the property, closing the door behind themselves and remaining inside,†according to a North Charleston Police Department report.
    An inspection of the outdoor sheds turned up Craig and Bowden. Craig, cops noted, was “partially clothed; the top of her dress was untied, hanging at her waist.†Bowden was shirtless and “had his pants down near his knees; his penis was exposed.â€
    During subsequent questioning of the duo, “it became apparent that they were engaged in sexual intercourse within the shed.â€
    Craig and Bowden, seen in the above mug shots, were each arrested for disorderly conduct. Bowden was also hit with an indecent exposure count for “having his genitals within public view". Additionally, Craig was charged with providing false information for initially giving officers an incorrect name.
    The duo was booked into the county jail, where bond has yet to be set. Craig and Bowden are scheduled for a September 19 court appearance.
     
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    did you hear that noise?

    that was her father putting a gun in his mouth and pulling the trigger
     
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    So romantic
     
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    Can't people just mind their own business?
     
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    Love Shed Baby!
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    Kind of hot, except for the part about the girl being fucked by a black guy
     
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    Looks like a rape scene to me.
     
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    stay classy white girl
     
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    The chick has that look about her like she could be a potential 'face of meth' in a year or two.
     
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    GET OFF THE SHED!!!!

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    How were his genitals "in public view," if he was in a fucking shed? Literally, a fucking shed!

    Anyway, his lawyer's gotta get that count dumped.
     
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    [video=youtube;FMeED7mPY4k]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMeED7mPY4k[/video]
     
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    Fuckin' amateurs. Places I've fucked without ever getting caught (just off the top of my head):

    -Tanning booth
    -JFK short-term parking lot
    -Roof(s)
    -Empty commercial 24-hr gym floor at 3:00 AM
    -Parked on the street(s)
    -Parked outside club(s)
    -Strip club VIP room(s)
    -Elevator
    -Staircase(s)
    -Residential building gym equipment room
    -Residential building gym staircase
    -Residential rooftop pool bathroom
    -Commercial gym whirlpool(s) while empty
    -Commercial gym whirpool(s) with other people in them who had no idea
    -In a closet at a party
    -Apartment balcony
    -Park Avenue gynecologist's office desk after hours (GF worked for him)
    -Pool(s)
    -My office at work
    -Ice rink locker room(s)
    -Ice rink parking lot(s)
    -Chelsea Piers driving range bathroom
    -Supermarket parking lot
    -GF's parents' formal dining table w/them sleeping upstairs
    -Airplane bathroom (unsuccessfully because we couldn't stop laughing)
     
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    Tainted Love :shit:
     
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    Quite a list!

    But someone caught you on film that time you tried to screw a balloon.

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    "White women do not normally have sex with black men" God bless Sal