Couple fights over crab legs

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  1. zhukov

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    someone hurry up and tag baltimore mike
     
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    You NEVER get in between a BBBW and crab legs. Fact.
     
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    This is not news.
    There's an Asian buffet here that has crab legs.
    Twice I've seen groups of loud, bossy "urban" women waiting like spiders for them to be brought out. They actually take the whole pan out of the guys hands and take them to their table. Nobody dares question them, cuz, you know.
    Never again.
     
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    You must live in a real nice area of town.
     
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    Thank you, I do.
     
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    sounds like you live where reggie women like crab legs.
     
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    I have a car, they may have cars.

    :dontknow:
     
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    OK, so correct me if I'm wrong, you drove to a chinky buffet where reggies fight over crab legs?

    You don't happen to have a suicide belt in your apartment, do you? :umunch:
     
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    I just noticed the matching gray t-shirts :jj:
     
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    It was a perchance thing. I didn't go for the free floor show.
     
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    I had no idea of the Negress-Crab Leg connection.
     
  16. zhukov

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    May I suggest that you run a demographics report by zip code before you select a Chinese buffet in the future? :coffee:
     
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    Don'chu be gettin' tween me n mah scrumps!!!
     
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    This is why its better to eat in.
     
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    I avoid these chinee buffets like the plague....uhg, vile repulsive Beetus people...uhhg
     
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