News Couple Leave Baby Alone On Beach While Taking A Nude Jog

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  1. BethSucks

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    Parents on nude jog left 1-year-old baby on beach alone for two hours: authorities
    [​IMG]Cameron Parish Sheriff's Office
    Cody, left, and Monique Bourgeois, right, were arrested on child desertion and obscenity charges after their 1-year-old daughter was found alone on Holly Beach in Louisiana.
    A couple streaking down a Louisiana beach Tuesday morning left their 1-year-old child behind in the dust, local reports said.

    The parents made it at least three miles down Holly Beach before a passerby found the little girl and called Cameron Parish Sheriff’s Office, KPLC-TV reported.

    Deputies arrested Cody and Monique Bourgeois and suspect the duo had been taking drugs.

    “Not only did they abandon their child, we never got the first call from them about them missing their child,” Sheriff Ron Johnson told the TV station.

    The child had likely been alone for two hours, Johnson said.

    The parents face charges of child desertion and obscenity, according to authorities.
     
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    How big was his cock, Robin?
     
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    Dumbass fucking meth heads, fuck 'em! Kid's better off anyway.
     
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    Just kill them both and get it over with. :coffee:
     
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    Thank God that it wasn't a kitten Robin.
     
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    Oh yeah they look like winners. Two idiots.
     
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    Did they get to stop at KFC after or was it closed?
     
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    I believe Jay Thomas would describe them as "coon asses"
     
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    I'll bet they were hoping the tide would disappear their baby for them :nojj:
     
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    Good von :backlol:
     
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    Two hour nude jog sounds fantastic.
    Should definitely get a baby sitter though.
     
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    Oh my Lord, that's probably true.... :oops:
     
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    We ought to just save money and execute them now and have the kid adopted by decent folk.
     
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    Well at least they didnt wach Yogi Bear Nude . That would be fucked up.
     
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    If she looked like this, not guilty.

    [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
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    Rock out with your cock out.

    Jam out with your clam out.
     
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    If they just ran around in circles this never would have happened. :fil:
     
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    :lol:

    she's pretty hot, actually.
     
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    WHO THE FUCK COULD DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT????

    I AM SICK AND FUCKING TIRED OF ALL THESE LOW-LIFE SCUMBAG LOSERS WITH CHILDREN, OF ANY AGE IN THEIR CARE!

    THEY DON'T DESERVE INNOCENT LIVES TO CARE FOR AND NURTURE. CONCEPTS THESE 2 WHITE TRASH MOTHERFUCKERS OBVIOUSLY DON'T KNOW A FUCKING THING ABOUT.

    FUCKING SCUMBAGS....

    I WISH I COULD TYPE FASTER..... THIS SHIT PISSES ME THE FUCK OFF.
     
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