Couple of questions about women....

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  1. Daveindiego

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    1.) Does a womans uterus fall out all the time?

    2.) Why does ESPN insist on showing me commercials about womens uterus' falling out?

    3.) What in the fuck is a mesh implant for a uterus? Is that when a woman has had so many kids that her vag starts to fall out, so they need to hold in in place with a mesh support structure?



    Jesus, thank god I'm not a woman with a pussy falling out.

    :c
     
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    arent you at the age where all womens uterus' are falling out?
     
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    All I want to do is watch football, without hearing about uterus' falling out.

    :c
     
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    speaking of football... wanna predict the Dolphins/Jets game for me?
     
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    I wonder if they make one for the anus too.
     
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    Why are they talking about that on ESPN? ESPN is supposed to be about real sports, I thought they put all the chick sports and other fake sports on The Duece.
     
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    I thought they dried up & blew away like a tumbleweed
     
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    it must suck when you're so old that you think you're watching ESPN when you're actually watching the Lifetime channel.
     
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    it would REALLY help explaining all these terms to you, if you'd only seen/been in a vagina before, like IRL.
     
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    Dave knows nothing about women
     
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    or sports
     
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    Your old lady popped out a bunch of kids, didn't she?

    Are her meat flaps filling up her panties with a big bulge?

    :c
     
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    :hhh:
     
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    Keeping my opinions to myself. :smile:

    Rex Ryan coaching for his future. Players love Rex. Tannehill is broken down and gimpy.

    Ravens are 9 point dogs.
     
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    I am not familiar with the concept of a uterus falling out. :dontknow:
     
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    :jj:
     
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    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro

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    When was the last time a woman let you play with her pee pee?
     
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    hes lucky. he gets it every day at the nursing home during bath time
     
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    The last time I put my pee pee stick into a womans pee pee hole?

    Been a couple months now.