Couple taped screwing on beach

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  1. Morrisb

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    http://www.myfoxhouston.com/story/26073588/pair-charged-for-sex-on-bradenton-beach

    BRADENTON BEACH (FOX 13) - Police arrested a couple accused of having sex in front of dozens Sunday afternoon on Bradenton beach, and it was all caught on tape.

    Jose "Benny" Caballero and Elissa Alvarez were charged with lewd and lascivious behavior.

    "This went on for about 25 minutes," one witness said.

    Several families were in the vicinity of Caballero and Alvarez while they were having sex.

    A grandmother started recording it when the couple would not stop. She said she planned to turn it over to police once they arrived.

    ...One parent had enough, called police, then confronted the two.

    Witnesses say Caballero became "mouthy" with police officers as they hauled him off in his bathing suit.

     
  2. Morrisb

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    I'm all for kinky shit but the guy comes off as an asshole. It's just like the 2 butch lesbians I use see tonguing every day by the kids center at the library...:rolleyes:
     
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    Don't they know the proper place to have sex in public is on the roof of a Chipolte?
     
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    I lived in Pensacola for a few years back in the 80's.......I would stroll the beach for miles.....And saw this all the time.........
     
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    I could understand if they went off to a place they THOUGHT was private, got caught anyway and then immediately STOPPED, but what they did is just weird.
     
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    That didn't stop those old ladies from staying. They said the couple fell asleep for hours! You can tell they wanted to see it. If not, they'd leave. I was in Key West a few years ago and a bum took a shit in the alley beside the balcony I was standing on. I went inside because I didn't want to see it. Problem solved. Horny old bitches.
     
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    You gotta admire the man's stamina though, eh? He got it up twice in like an hour. :yay:
     
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    I know. 25 minutes. I almost came in 2 minutes from the tape. lol
     
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    Whoever ratted needs to wash the sand out of her vagina.
     
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    right? Not the place, but he knows how to keep it up
     
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    Diamond-shaped. Blue. Pill. That is all.
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    And how!
     
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    F Vick Stuck up cunt Banned User

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    You are assuming facts not in evidence
     
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    Lol in front of children? They are going away for a long time
     
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    ecstasy is a hell of a drug....... (that and all the steroids this midget is taking)
     
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    I don't know the laws in Florida, but in some states, that'll land you on the Sex Offender Registry...which means that you have to register and possibly even notify neighbors. Good luck getting an apartment.
     
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    I don't ever watch videos while I'm at work, so I don't know what was actually visible. But the Defendants could say that there was no penetration and only indecent exposure.
     
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    The old bat stay for hours and hours watching them :no:
     
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    Non-story. Unless it can be proven that she is a teacher and he is her student.
     
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    Elissa Alvarez, 20, and 39-year-old Jose (Benny) Caballero
    Caballero — a personal trainer who was released last year from prison after an eight-year stint for cocaine trafficking — and Alvarez were arrested at the scene.



    Wonder if he was still on probation?
    Cocaine...its a hell of a drug!
     
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