couple things to end the night

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  1. Mr Cachexic

    Mr Cachexic Well-Known Member Banned User

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    1. if you want to see my penis please leave your phone number

    2. would you have sex with me?

    3. do asexuals come out of the closet? where's their fuckin parade and official flag?

    4. what happens if i have two dads, what do i call them in order to distinguish one from the other? dad1 and dad2? do you call the "top" dad and the "bottom" mom?

    5. how do i become a famous comedian?


    please leave your answers and phone numbers for retrieval in the morning, thanks
     
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    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    Lumbergh Well-Known Member

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    You don't have my charisma. Give it up.
     
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  5. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    I think he wants you, if you know what I mean.
     
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    Mr Cachexic Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Lumbergh Well-Known Member

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    I think I know what you mean and I think you may be right.
     
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    Mr Cachexic Well-Known Member Banned User

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    two people who havent been laid in years cackle about gay fantasy

    good job in turning this thread into that
     
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    Asshat13 Well-Known Member

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    this went well.
     
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    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    Not years, days.