Coward mentioned his bowling alley today

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  1. SchwoogieBuzzer

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    Angry Steve writes: AGT 101. Thanks Howard for clearly not giving a shit about your fans. You know, the ones who bought you a bowling alley?
    Coward: "He likes to always put that in."

    I thought he was trying to keep that a secret from on-air mentions. The lies and deception are bursting at the seams.
     
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    I thought the same thing
     
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    [h=2]Coward mentioned his bowling alley today[/h]
    yeah the pelican broke a hundred..
     
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    Then again we know he doesn't pre-read anything these days and probably could catch himself in time. Surprised he just didn't hit the dump button.
     
  5. Mr. Potato Head

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    He didn't say he had one. He said that someone always like to say he has one.




    Wow. OP and everyone going along with it=really fucking desperate.
     
  6. SchwoogieBuzzer

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    This has slipped out on the air before, by a friend of Beff's who was invited to Chimney Manor to go bowling, and Coward shushed it. The volume of his cowardice and lies go to 11.
     
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    He admit to nothing.
    But we all know he has it
     
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    Yup.
     
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    He tried to hide it, but not for the reason you think. He found out that in the Hamptons bowling is considered quite plebian. It's not YOU he doesn't want knowing, it's THEM.

    "Oh dear. Smithers, look at that nouveau riche fellow with the bowling alley! Money can't buy taste!"
     
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    The AGT 101 voicemail/email segment today made me lose my shit. I was getting a haircut and had to jump up and turn it off.
     
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    can't mention the bowling alley because it'll make Howard look like a hypocrite after years of abusing Scott over his bowling fun.
     
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    Scott must be severely pissed he can't call the Hypocrite out on it . . .

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    P.S. Plus the one guy who's actually half decent at bowling he doesn't invite over. Even though he's been there the longest compared to who he invited to his house from the back office. Not including Gary of course . . .
     
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  13. Beth143nacho

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    Si
     
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    By any chance does anyone know ,ballpark time wise, when he started to make the references to the Hamptons,and how he wanted to get in there and more or less be accepted from that particular crowd?
     
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    1st year of the Beth era I suppose. That's when he started renting that "rundown wooden shack with creaky floors and one toilet/shower near a small pool of muddy water". "You know nothing special. Just something small Robin". :giggle:
     
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    I think you're right.

    And he makes me sick.