News Cowell: "Howard Stern failed to deliver the harsh criticisms"

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by GaryPuppet, Oct 30, 2015.

  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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  2. Tim

    Tim ty dawg for gold! Gold

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    He was supposed to be "the mean judge" role?

    I was always thought Mel B was supposed to be the mean one and Howard was the comforting Jewish nana of the panel
     
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    If the Wiggy wasn't on a shitload of medication he'd be blowing several gaskets. Instead he'll be petting a kitten and staring into the sunset.
     
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    Simon said I was going to be a partner, Robin! :bigcry:
     
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  5. JRoyle411

    JRoyle411 I want to live in a hamburger bun.

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    They wanted the Howard of the 90's.......they got the Howard IN his 90's.
     
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    Wiggy and his faggiest TIVO playlist ever, he'd been bitching about becoming a judge on American Idol (in itself, one of the most heinous excuses for entertainment ever), and couldn't even get on that show, so he had to settle for the redheaded stepchild of the show, AGT.

    And now an article coming out saying that essentially calls his whole tenure at this scrub show one big vagina-fest? This is a very welcome, very big fuck you to Wiggy.
     
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    If they wanted edgy Howard Stern they should have hired Jackie and Fred to write his lines.
     
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    "Howard Stern failed to deliver" is also an accurate description of his career on Sirius.
     
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    What else would Simon say?
     
  12. tv910

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    Is the reference to Simon being "wrinkle free" a dig at Howard's jowls and turkey neck?
     
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    Howard is doing the bescht he can do!
     
  14. Mike in Houston

    Mike in Houston I got more balls than the daily lottery. VIP

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    Howard is being fucked in all inputs lately.
     
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    Love how they mentioned that Howard used his time on AGT to "help clean up his image". More recognition of Wiggy's attempts to become PC (thanks to Marci Turk's influence).
     
  17. Murcielago

    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    The only people Howie will attack in person are those on his payroll.
     
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    Oh stop Marci works for HOWARD. She wouldn't be there if the weaved homo didn't want her there.
     
  19. Abner Devereaux

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    That was a pretty solid account...

    I came to this site thinking Turk was the one to blame but according to this he was brought in to be the classic Stern and instead used it to become what he is now.

    Thanks for posting that.
     
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    Damn, Mel B. is so hot in this pic.

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