Coworker With Two Computer Screens Not Fucking Around

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    Coworker With Two Computer Screens Not Fucking Around


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    NEWS IN BRIEFAugust 13, 2012
    VOL 48 ISSUE 33 News · Workplace

    FORT WORTH, TX—Credible sources within your office reported Monday that the guy on the third floor with two computer screens on his desk is not fucking around. "Amazing—he comes in here, sits down next to me and my one sorry-ass screen, turns on his two screens, and starts tearing it up," marketing assistant Todd Piotrowski said as the guy dragged a window from one screen to the other, which sources confirmed was like watching fucking Minority Report or something. "He's got three, maybe four programs open on each screen, plus some sort of group video chat running nonstop—he's going balls to the wall over there. How is he doing all this with only one keyboard?" Piotrowski also speculated that if there’s a limit to how many tabs you can have open in your web browser at once, this guy's gonna hit it.

     
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    amateurs only work on one monitor.
     
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    Nice hat :cbj:
     
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    that nigga can surf dawgs and watch porn at the same time :eek:
     
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    Never give porn anything but 100% attention :fil:
     
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    only two monitors is for gaming. pros use 4+

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    and the next 4 go on top of the first 4 although it looks a bit different as we now use 27" wide monitors
     
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    dont need two to do that. you can do that on one 4k monitor and still have deskspace remaining
     
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    Diablo III runs just fine on my one monitor :fil:
     
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    you dont need much to game. multiple monitors is for work.
     
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    Just as I was leaving public accounting folks were having their third screens installed.
     
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    Short sleeve button up. :facepalm:
     
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    Exactly. #fail
     
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    I use however many screens froggy uses plus one extra. I have higher standards.

     
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    Satori doesn't use screens, he uses walls.
     
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    How many?
     
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    Oh hey, what's a good alternative to Windows Media Center for recording cable tv/off air tv? Goddamm Windows 10!!!!
     
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